Special Guest

The talkshow host stepped close to the edge of the stage. "For our last segment tonight, I'd like to introduce a very special guest, the man who somehow swapped bodies with Haley Atwell. Let us welcome... Ethan Miller!" Ethan stepped out onto the stage inside Hayley's body. He was wearing a stunning blue dress and high heels, hoping to curry the audience's favor and sympathy with his newfound beauty. He hugged the host and walked over to the guest's seat with a wide smile. The host also sat down and continued speaking. "It's great to have you here. I was wondering if you could tell us all about this experience."

"It's quite different from my previous life, to be sure," Ethan said. "I've never been famous before. It's taken a lot of getting used to, especially regarding the physical changes."

"Physical changes," the host repeated his last words. "By which you mean certain areas in particular?" He hovered his hand over his chest. 

"Yes exactly." Ethan mimicked his hand gesture. "Like, every activity that involves my body is different. Getting dressed, exercising, even walking down the street. They're always getting in my way." Ethan sucked in his cheeks, worried that he was implying too much on TV.

Luckily the host continued on. "Would you say the experience has only been negative then?"

"Oh no, not at all. In fact, I've actually been able to have a lot of fun."

"Sorry, you mentioned before that something was always getting in the way. What did you mean by that?" the host asked.

"My boobs were. I mean, they are absolutely enormous. No matter what I'm doing, they uh..." Realizing his hands were unconsciously mimicking the size of his own breasts, he began laughing from embarrassment. The audience roared.

"Well uh... I imagine that was quite a sight to wake up to."

"Oh gosh," he muttered, still flustered. He covered his face in shame, realizing people had different expectations of women speaking compared to men. He was quickly coming to understand how difficult it was to be his new self in a public setting.