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"You're looking strong, babe," Tim said to his girlfriend. The couple recently decided to switch bodies for fun. As Aurora had been short and skinny her whole life, it was exciting to suddenly be tall and jacked, not to mention male. She flexed Tim's former bicep with one arm while grabbing him by her former waist with the other. He pulled out his phone. "Wait, show me that arm again," he said as he took a photo. "Ha, I'm so much stronger than you now," Aurora teased her boyfriend as they compared their muscles. "Just think of all the things I could do to you in the bedroom." She was contemplating all the creative positions she could now undertake. There was the bicycle, superman, standing carry, and so much more. "That's all that's on my mind right now." Tim was eager, if a bit nervous, to be playing catcher during sex, and the little spoon when cuddling. It was a new sensation, having a partner so much bigger than ...

So, I guess this is my life now , Owen thought to himself. He had been struggling to see himself in the mirror as a woman, so he decided to look for work as an underwear model. Hopefully his body image would improve if his newfound womanhood was earning him money and fans alike. Against all odds, he actually got a job at Calvin Klein. Once he arrived at the photoshoot, he headed to the changing room to try on this week's catalog. He looked down at his body and flexed his stomach so he could see some measure of musculature, but the matching bra and panties were too prominent to ignore. He couldn't help but flashback to where it all started.

Leon had never seen his girlfriend like this before. He knew Takara was bisexual, but when he revealed he had somehow swapped bodies with an Asian woman, it was like a switch had been flipped in her brain. They attended the company party together, as they originally planned, but upon coming home, she immediately went to make out with him. Pushing him up against the wall with a heart full of lust, she passionately kissed him while caressing his shoulders and neck at the same time. It was like she couldn't keep her hands off his body, almost like she had been waiting for this opportunity her entire life. Unlike their sex life beforehand, she was eager to be in charge, to be in control. Had she secretly hoped for an Asian girlfriend? She began touching his breasts and butt and slowly worked to unzip his dress. Eventually it came off, and she stepped back to take in the sight. Leon now stood naked before a hungry tiger, waiting to pounce. That night would be the wildest sex of their li...

Just because Preston had randomly swapped bodies with a young woman, that didn't mean he couldn't still enjoy going out with his friends. They had been planning a day trip to San Diego for a couple of weeks. After walking around downtown for a few hours, enjoying street art, food trucks, thrift stores, and sunshine, someone suggested they go to the beach. Nobody brought their swimsuits, but they could just use athletic shorts or boxers as makeshift trunks. As they were all stripping down, they all paused to look at Preston. He still dressed as a guy, and he didn't realize his mistake until he was already topless. Horrified by his friends seeing his boobs, he quickly made a makeshift arm bra and turned around in embarrassment, stuck wearing nothing but green boxer shorts. "Stop! Don't look at me!" Preston pleaded. "Oh come on," one of the guys said. "What's there to be ashamed of?" "I'm a girl! I don't want you to see me lik...

Part 1 , Part 2 , Part 3 , Part 4 , Part 5 , Part 6 , Part 7 Alternate Ending: "We're happy to hear of the personal development you have experienced in swap class," Hector was reading aloud an email he received from his school. "Unfortunately, you have been reported as having violated multiple core tenets of the program. You are hereby charged with an improper revelation of swapped identity and engaging in prohibited degrees of physical contact. Well, shit, Hector thought. Julia's friends and parents actually turned me in.  He kept reading. "You may challenge this ruling, provided you waive your right to receive compensation for mutual liabilities. Otherwise the decision will stand. Additionally, your swap partner, Julia Robinson, has filed for null egress." What's with all these fancy legal terms? I thought this was just a high school class. What does 'null egress' even mean? "Please visit your local DMV office within 30 days for prop...