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Every once in a while, Taylor wished he could go on a vacation. Not from work, but from his adult life. Growing up was not all it was cracked up to be. From bills and taxes to a slowly deteriorating body, he missed how carefree he got to be as a kid. It was such a time of peace and amenity relative to the plights of the present day, and he long thought he would never know such times again. So when the opportunity arose to relive those glory days, he jumped right on it. There were several programs that allowed people to sign agreements and switch bodies, though all participants had to be 18 years or older. Luckily for Taylor, there were other less-than-legal alternatives as well. If being a kid was the dream, then such an arrangement could be made. It simply had fewer options and a much higher price tag. When he was presented with the available ages, genders, ethnicities, and body types to choose from, he was a bit disappointed. Nothing resembled his younger self even remotely. He looke...

Part 1 Blake wasn't going to stop at just upper body workouts. All the major muscle groups required constant work in order to get stronger, so he began diversifying his routine. He started with his core. Abs and V-lines are always sexy on a woman after all. He did multiple sets of crunches, though it was difficult to keep his back flat against the ground with an hourglass figure. Because he had much lower body weight than before, he had less to work with leverage-wise. It would take many more reps to get proportional results, and that held other implications. Fortunately for Blake, his new body had great genetics. No amount of weight loss affected the size of his breasts or ass. If anything, a stronger chest and larger glutes made them even more prominent. He was soon the talking point of everyone in the gym. Men wanted him; women wanted to be him. He had made such good progress that he was actually starting to feel comfortable in his own skin. Maybe being a girl isn't so bad, ...

Many women don't think about strengthening their upper body. After all, if you already have a well-developed chest, why bother with such nonsense? Perhaps they didn't want to risk losing their breasts from weight loss. Blake wanted to be different. Even though he was a girl now, that wasn't going to stop him from getting in shape. Besides, his boobs were large enough that a bit of fat loss wouldn't be the end of the world. So four times per week he was down at the gym, doing push-ups, flys, and a host of other exercises. Equipped with booty shorts and a sports bra, Blake made steady progress without compromising what he loved about the female form. As part of his routine, Blake also worked on other parts of the body. It was a shame he would never see arms and shoulders like he used to, but he could still outcompete all the other women with a bit of effort. Maybe even challenge a few men in arm wrestling. He started out with very small weights, as small as the ones he us...

After so many years of living with gender dysphoria, Levi had finally found a willing participant to swap bodies. Jacqueline was tall, lean, and not well-endowed, but she was enough of a tomboy to want to try living as a man, at least for a while. After the swap, Levi spent hours looking at every fine detail of his new body. He enjoyed his softer skin and daintier proportions but was a bit disappointed with his breast size. After all, he was used to having a flat chest his whole life. Luckily there were avenues for getting them to grow; it just took some volunteers. Getting pregnant was easier than he thought. There were always men willing to have one-night-stands, and they all happily came deep inside him when allowed to do so. It was so thrilling to experience sex as a woman, and few things were as gender-affirming as being impregnated. Nobody could deny that Levi was a woman now. And best of all, his breasts had begun to grow. It wasn't a lot, but already enough to require a lar...

Ralph couldn't believe his surroundings when he woke up. The sound of beeping hospital equipment, the nearby chatter of doctors and nurses, the distant and panicked begging of gagged patients in another room; he had no idea what was happening. Even more unbelievable however, was the sight that lay before him. Two large mounds where his chest should be. He regained enough feeling in his arm to pull the covers down, and the body of a naked woman presented itself. Ralph just about passed out from shock. He didn't know why he was in a woman's body or what was going on, but he figured this was not a safe place to stay and wait for answers. For all he knew he had been kidnapped by some mad scientist, and his brain had been surgically transplanted into that of a busty, young woman. He quickly began getting dressed. As Ralph scrambled to put on nearby clothes, the size of his new breasts became impossible to ignore.  Jesus fuck,  he thought to himself. These things are huge!  Aft...

"Open up, Claire!" her boyfriend pounded on the door. "Alright, hang on. Jesus." She undid the locks to her apartment and let him in. He immediately pushed past her and started looking around for signs of another man. "Hey, what's your problem?" Claire asked. "Where is he? I thought I heard someone." "Who's who? I already told you, I'm alone in here. Why don't you trust me?" She posed innocuously against the door, hoping that her boyfriend would feel like a jerk for barging in like that and leave. In truth, ever since she was swapped with a hispanic bombshell, she had been cheating on him with her downstairs neighbor. Something about this woman changed her personality, and loyalty was not as important as sexual gratification. By the time the knocking started, Claire had barely kicked him out onto the fire escape and put on a pair of panties.

'I don't think hazing for girls is as bad as you think' were Ethan's famous last words. He and his sister wanted to join social clubs after moving to a new state, but they heard rumors about tough initiation games. After a lengthy discussion turned into a rant about gender expectations, they ultimately made a bet about who would have it worse. Ethan's confidence quickly disappeared after the first ritual was announced: strip cornhole. Now he found himself topless in his sister's body wearing nothing but a pair of purple panties. He cupped his hands over his sizable breasts as a makeshift arm-bra, but that didn't hide his embarrassment. There was so much time left in the game; before long he would be naked in front of all the other girls.

"What the hell is this?" Chris shouted as he saw his new body. "Why am I a woman? I didn't agree to this. I signed a contract for-" "Your terms were fulfilled exactly as specified," answered the medical engineer. He was the one on standby for any issues with the swapping chamber. The set producer chimed in as well. "Yes alright, now shut up and step into the scene already. We're burning daylight." "No no, hold on," Chris spoke up again. "I signed up to pose as Alexander Peterson and keep his body afterwards." Everyone on set simply looked at each other with uncomfortable glances. "You know? The 6'2", muscular, extremely well-endowed male model? That Alexander Peterson?" He winced at the high pitch of his voice.  "You signed up to keep Alexandra Peterson's body," the medical engineer answered him again. "That is a woman." Chris was in such a panic, he couldn't tell if he ac...

Freddie was a gay man with a huge crush on his neighbor, Nathan. Unfortunately for him, Nathan didn't swing that way. But Freddie was still young and naive and wanted to be with him more than anything in the world, so he made an appointment at the swap clinic. Who said these circumstances were out of my control? Freddie thought to himself. If Nathan wants to be with a woman, then a woman I'll be. After getting home from the clinic, he started preparing for his inevitable encounter. He hoped to 'accidentally' bump into Nathan that evening for a meet-cute, but it was taking forever to get ready. He put curlers in his hair to give it more volume. He put on makeup on give his skin a rosy glow. He even wore skimpy clothes, but none of it felt like enough. He squeezed his new butt and boobs, curious how he could better show off his new assets to improve his chances as a girl. "There's a lot more you can accessorize, you know," his roommate called out from the d...

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Lucas was never one to plan ahead. He loved being spontaneous, saying 'yes' to new opportunities, and just living in the moment. While attending his college orientation, he walked by one particular kiosk that caught his attention. The young woman behind the desk told him about the annual spring break swap party, where the psychology department sponsored 50 students to spend a week at a beach resort if they swapped to a new body every day. It sounded like something he would enjoy, so he signed up. "Wait, what are you doing?" James asked Lucas as he removed his top. Lucas smiled as he exposed his bare breasts to the chilly night air. "Well, I've never gone skinny dipping as a girl before," he replied. He then slid off his jean shorts as well, leaving him with only a pair of white panties. "Are you crazy? What if someone sees you?" "This week is about new experiences. I'd be remiss if I didn't try it." He shook off his underwear ...

Aiden was so horny he couldn't even wait to remove his underwear. As soon as his pants were off, he climbed on top of Diana and started thrusting just as he would a man. It was as if some animalistic instinct had taken over, even despite his new anatomy. The psychological need to penetrate, to push into a woman's body as deep as possible, was still there. Diana enjoyed seeing her partner have such ravenous lust for her, but she was a bit confused by what was happening. In truth, Aiden had switched bodies with Diana's girlfriend. He presumed her lesbian lifestyle as best he could, but there were certain behavioral ticks that carried over. There was apparently such a thing as "phantom penis" which made sex less than satisfying. At least until he learned how to have sex as a girl.

Kinsley was hanging out in the common area of the girl's dorm when his roommates came back from their night out. "Oh hey Jane," one of the girls said to him. "I like your pajamas. What are you still doing up? Are you signing up for next semester's courses already?" "No, just watching old music videos," he replied. He hadn't told any of them that he was just partners with Jane in swap class. "How was the club?" "Ugh, there was this creepy guy bothering us all night. I kind of wish security threw him out earlier, but then I wouldn't have gotten a video of him throwing up on the dance floor." "Well that's too bad. He didn't follow you home, did he?" "No, but I'm pretty sure he goes to school here with us. I think his name was Kinsley." Kinsley instantly got goosebumps all over his body as his blood turned to ice. She continued. "Man, I wish I could see the look on his face when sobers up...

A group of high school boys got their hands on an ancient possession idol. They weren't exactly with the popular crowd, and none of them had girlfriends, so this was their opportunity to be intimate with a woman for the first time. But before they went wild, they needed a test dummy. It had to be someone who wasn't famous enough for the media to notice a change in behavior and far enough away that nothing could be traced back to them. They decided to practice on Meera Adani, the beautiful wife of a rich tech tycoon in India. Based on her lack of children and the frequent business trips her husband took, she was spending much of her time alone at their private estate in Mumbai. It was the perfect person on whom to field test their spells. Each boy spent a day in her body. They all agreed to play it safe, only testing basic movements and fine motor control. Unfortunately they all decided to break a few rules and assumed the others would stick to the plan. As the days went by, the...

Warren and Sadie had just gotten married. As part of their honeymoon hijinks, they drank a special potion to switch bodies. It was an opportunity to bond on a deeper level and enjoy lots of sex. They would swap each time the male body ejaculated inside the female one. They had a few days until the effects of the potion wore off, so they made the most of it. Warren was in absolute ecstasy. Every time he played catcher, he looked forward to the feeling of penetration. He loved when his wife's penis thrusted between his warm, wet folds and plunged deep inside him. The pleasure that radiated out from his crotch across his entire body could not be put into words. On the last night of their honeymoon, as the effects of the potion were wearing off, Warren decided to make his move. It was a normal evening of sexual intercourse. Then, just before Sadie finished inside him one last time, Warren pulled out a knife and pushed it against her throat. "Sorry, honey. I can't have you cumm...

Connor wished he had been born a girl, but when he sought advice from a therapist, all he was given was a strange book. He was frustrated by the lack of direct answers, but after a while he decided to read it. What he found was incredible; it was actually a magical instruction manual for swapping body parts with someone else. He was overjoyed. If done right, he could turn himself female. The problem was, he could only perform a maximum of five swapping rituals. He would have to be smart about this. Connor listed the help of his friend to help him build his ideal body. Together they built a simple machine that would restrain the patient while the body underwent changes. They figured such changes would be painful and generate a lot of body heat, so the patient would also be dunked into a tank of cold water during the spell. First on the list: become a woman. Connor decided to swap his brain with Courtney down the street, giving himself a canvas for further changes. He recited the spell a...

"I'm the same as before, guys. Nothing's changed." Marco was trying to convince the rest of his gang that being transformed into a teenage girl shouldn't affect his leadership position. "I think a lot of things have changed, Marco," one man said back to him. A second person spoke up. "Yeah no offense man, but you don't look very tough as a little girl. I used to look up to you before, but I don't think I can do that now." "If you're into dudes now, I don't think I can follow you," someone else said. Marco leaned against the wall and crossed his arms in frustration. "I'm not into dudes. Look at me. I'm still me. Like I said, nothing's changed. I'm even wearing the same type of clothes. "Yeah, a woman's medium." the first man said. Everyone chuckled. "Sorry Marco. You're about 100 pounds lighter and a foot shorter than anyone considered intimidating. You can't be our leader...

Part 1 Justin winced as Mr. Sterling thrusted inside him. It felt like a large, hard stool was forcing its way back inside his body, only it went up a pathway he never had before. It was not an enjoyable experience. Rather than feelings of pleasure and ecstasy, the words "invasion" and "violation" came to mind. Even though he signed up to be in this situation, he still felt completely at the mercy of another man, one both physically and financially far stronger than him. He wanted it to stop immediately, but Mr. Sterling had all the power right now. Justin tried to endure it as long as he could, but the man was getting more callous with each passing minute. "Wow, you are one tight horse collar, aren't you?" he said. That was the straw that broke the camel's back. Justin stood up from the table and pushed Mr. Sterling off of him, dislodging his penis from his vagina. He faced the confused billionaire completely naked and on the verge of tears. ...

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Stephen found himself in the middle of the city with no recollection of how he got there. He knew his name, age, job, and everything else about his life, only none of that matched his current appearance. He was somehow a cute 5'2" woman of barely 100 pounds with a hazel eyes and a blonde pixie cut. The last thing he remembered was wishing to be more loved and appreciated, but that didn't seem relevant. He ran into the nearest building to ask for help. It was a bar. There he met two guys who instantly seemed very keen on helping him out. What luck! As they walked with him down the street, a whisper entered his mind, chilling him to the spine. For permanence of womanhood, s eek the touch of manhood,  it said. What could that possibly mean? When Stephen woke up, he was stiff as a board. Completely sore and exhausted, he slowly adjusted his body until he was lying on his back, careful not to make any sudden movements. He turned his head and recognized the faces of the same two...

Victor discovered a remote that could instantly switch body parts between two people, and he was going to use it to his heart's content. First he made himself taller, more muscular, and more well-endowed. But that wasn't enough. He wanted a wife, someone astonishingly beautiful who was hopelessly in love with him and completely subservient. Since nobody on Earth seemed to fit that description already, his work was cut out for him. Starting with some homeless man off the street as his canvas, Victor painstakingly replaced each and every aspect of his subject that he deemed undesirable. He didn't stop at just surface level details either, but switched out even individual thought processes responsible for critical thinking, loyalty, addiction, and love. He spent months creating his masterpiece. Now she was finally complete, and she was a goddess. An inviting smile of straight, white teeth, copper skin that glowed in the sunlight, brilliant hair of auburn curls, lovely child-re...

As the water poured down his body, Tristan embraced the feeling of being a woman. When he had first swapped into his current body, he had some trouble adjusting. At 6'2", he was even taller than he was before. Being in a swimmer's body, he quickly noticed how his limbs and abdomen were all packed with muscle. However, estrogen gives and estrogen takes away. His proportions were quite different from that of an equivalently sized man. His legs and neck were long relative to his torso, making lifting and balancing a strange exercise. The shape of his pelvis and the size of his hips meant his butt was absolutely enormous. His breasts were large in absolute terms, but looked small compared to the size of his chest. Am I using too much of this stuff? wondered Tristan as he rinsed his long, blonde hair of conditioner. I want the chlorine to get out, but these bottles are so expensive.  He grabbed a handful of hair and wrung it  out.  This is going to take forever to dry, i...

Parker was sunbathing on a friend's boat offshore when he realized he had no need to stay decent. He took off his bikini and laid back down, letting the mounds on his chest receive the same sunlight as if he were still a man. "What am I supposed to do with these anyway?" Parker asked aloud, referring to his exposed boobs. "What do you mean?" his friend replied. "I can't go shirtless in public with these. I can't lie on my stomach with these. I can't chest-bump my friends with these, at least not without bruising myself and implying something sexual. What a waste of space for the chest. Are they even worth having?" "I don't know. I've heard they're in pretty high demand," his friend answered sarcastically. "Ha ha," Parker droned. "I guess what I mean is, I don't get the hype anymore. Now that I can see boobs whenever I want, they're not as interesting to me anymore."

"I'm not showing you my boobs," Spencer told his group of friends. "End of discussion." "You're no fun," one of them responded. "I was counting on seeing tits today." "Yeah, what's the point of swap class if you don't indulge a little?" another one added on. "I'm being respectful of Nina's body," Spencer replied. "Besides, I wouldn't show you my boobs even if I was born a girl." "Well that's too bad," the first friend said in a worrying tone. "I guess Mrs. Jacobson will be hearing about that orgy after all." "What... orgy?" Spencer looked incredulous. "What are you talking about?" "Oh, just the orgy that some boy had while in Nina's body. Such a shame, it would have taken so little to keep it quiet," the boy paused before looking back at Spencer. Spencer understood the threat. He lifted up his shirt revealing his breasts to all the ...

Dylan and his friends were enjoying spring break as college seniors. They were spending their vacation at the beach, ready to enjoy a week of sandy beaches and endless sunshine. However, Dylan's week would be a bit more complicated. He was finishing up his psychology major, and as part of his "gender and development" research project, he was spending his last semester swapped with another student. Doing tests in the classroom was one thing, but living as a busty, young woman in the real world was the true test. Dylan was a little intimidated to be the only girl in the group. He felt the behavior of his friends change whenever he was around. Anytime he walked by, he could feel the eyes of everyone on him. Any conversation that included him quickly became sexual in nature. This was made all the worse when he was out in a bikini. It offered little support, so his butt and boobs were bouncing with every footstep. The first time they went to the beach, Dylan ran giddily toward...

I know you're in there , thought Amy as she looked at the reflection of her new body. She had always been terrified of the idea of being pregnant. So much so in fact that she decided to donate her body at the swap clinic. She was a lesbian with no plans for a family anyway. It was basically like getting sterilized, except now another woman would have the opportunity to make a baby. After talking it over with her own girlfriend, she went through with it. Amy swapped bodies with a woman named Louise. Her and her husband had been trying for over two years without success. As Amy left the clinic, she smiled knowing she had helped another couple while also able to live worry-free in the body of an infertile woman. However, this feeling of satisfaction didn't last long. Two weeks later, she woke up with a terrible case of morning sickness. Evidently Louise's last night of trying for a baby with her husband was successful. Amy desperately tried to convince herself it was impossibl...

"You're looking strong, babe," Tim said to his girlfriend. The couple recently decided to switch bodies for fun. As Aurora had been short and skinny her whole life, it was exciting to suddenly be tall and jacked, not to mention male. She flexed Tim's former bicep with one arm while grabbing him by her former waist with the other. He pulled out his phone. "Wait, show me that arm again," he said as he took a photo. "Ha, I'm so much stronger than you now," Aurora teased her boyfriend as they compared their muscles. "Just think of all the things I could do to you in the bedroom." She was contemplating all the creative positions she could now undertake. There was the bicycle, superman, standing carry, and so much more. "That's all that's on my mind right now." Tim was eager, if a bit nervous, to be playing catcher during sex, and the little spoon when cuddling. It was a new sensation, having a partner so much bigger than ...

So, I guess this is my life now , Owen thought to himself. He had been struggling to see himself in the mirror as a woman, so he decided to look for work as an underwear model. Hopefully his body image would improve if his newfound womanhood was earning him money and fans alike. Against all odds, he actually got a job at Calvin Klein. Once he arrived at the photoshoot, he headed to the changing room to try on this week's catalog. He looked down at his body and flexed his stomach so he could see some measure of musculature, but the matching bra and panties were too prominent to ignore. He couldn't help but flashback to where it all started.

Leon had never seen his girlfriend like this before. He knew Takara was bisexual, but when he revealed he had somehow swapped bodies with an Asian woman, it was like a switch had been flipped in her brain. They attended the company party together, as they originally planned, but upon coming home, she immediately went to make out with him. Pushing him up against the wall with a heart full of lust, she passionately kissed him while caressing his shoulders and neck at the same time. It was like she couldn't keep her hands off his body, almost like she had been waiting for this opportunity her entire life. Unlike their sex life beforehand, she was eager to be in charge, to be in control. Had she secretly hoped for an Asian girlfriend? She began touching his breasts and butt and slowly worked to unzip his dress. Eventually it came off, and she stepped back to take in the sight. Leon now stood naked before a hungry tiger, waiting to pounce. That night would be the wildest sex of their li...

Just because Preston had randomly swapped bodies with a young woman, that didn't mean he couldn't still enjoy going out with his friends. They had been planning a day trip to San Diego for a couple of weeks. After walking around downtown for a few hours, enjoying street art, food trucks, thrift stores, and sunshine, someone suggested they go to the beach. Nobody brought their swimsuits, but they could just use athletic shorts or boxers as makeshift trunks. As they were all stripping down, they all paused to look at Preston. He still dressed as a guy, and he didn't realize his mistake until he was already topless. Horrified by his friends seeing his boobs, he quickly made a makeshift arm bra and turned around in embarrassment, stuck wearing nothing but green boxer shorts. "Stop! Don't look at me!" Preston pleaded. "Oh come on," one of the guys said. "What's there to be ashamed of?" "I'm a girl! I don't want you to see me lik...

Part 1 , Part 2 , Part 3 , Part 4 , Part 5 , Part 6 , Part 7 "We're happy to hear of the personal development you have experienced in swap class," Hector was reading aloud an email he received from his school. "Unfortunately, you have been reported as having violated multiple core tenets of the program. You are hereby charged with an improper revelation of swapped identity and engaging in prohibited degrees of physical contact. Well, shit, Hector thought. Julia's friends and parents actually turned me in.  He kept reading. "You may challenge this ruling, provided you waive your right to receive compensation for mutual liabilities. Otherwise the decision will stand. Additionally, your swap partner, Julia Robinson, has filed for null egress." What's with all these fancy legal terms? I thought this was just a high school class. What does 'null egress' even mean? "Please visit your local DMV office within 30 days for proper reallocation of...