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  Spring break for college was approaching, and everyone at UT Austin was heading to Cancún for the week. Jack was a tall, skinny, and awkward computer science student with a huge crush on a girl named Courtney. He had hoped to ask her out before the trip so he could spend the week with her, but he recently learned she was actually a lesbian. Jack decided to change his fate. He heard rumors she was getting close to an Asian girl in his class named Olivia, so he switched bodies with her the morning before they flew out to Mexico. The beach was incredible. White sands, turquoise waters, perfect weather. Jack and Courtney stood for a photo, showing off their Texas roots with cowgirl hats, but Jack couldn't turn away to look at the camera. Courtney was so beautiful, and seeing her smile and laugh with her arm around him was a dream come true. Seeing her body in a bikini was even more amazing. With her long blonde hair, wide hips, and large boobs she was basically a goddess. Courtn...

  Maya had spent hours looking through her grandma's old stuff in the attic when she came across a strange amulet. Curious with what she found, she took it back to her room and started getting ready for bed. It must have activated upon contact, because within minutes it started glowing. Maya was in her underwear and had just put on her green tea face mask when she noticed the bright green object on her dresser. What the...?  was all she could think before her vision went black. When she opened her eyes, he found herself in a teenage boy's body. Maya recognized the pajamas instantly; they were her older brother's. She heard her own voice scream from the room next door. "Sorry Tanner," she shouted over to her brother using his deeper voice. "I didn't mean for that to happen." "What the hell is this?" he shouted back in her voice. "Why do I look like you? How did this even happen?" "I think Grandma's amulet made us switch bo...

  Experiencing sex as a woman was almost too overwhelming for Frank. It was more than simply satisfying a need for physical contact or stress relief. There was the physical stimulation of course; the sizable penis repeatedly thrusting deep into his vagina was activating a number of nerves. There was the emotional stimulation as well; another person is making themselves vulnerable, putting a piece of themself inside his body just to make him feel good. There was also the psychological stimulation: the possibility of conception was there and the risk of accidentally creating a child inside him was quite titillating, even if he wasn't ready for that yet. Frank was taking it all in.

Jake was a walking male stereotype. He was fitness fanatic, obsessed with hitting the gym while playing loud rock music; he watched football religiously, throwing a watch party every weekend; he could even shotgun a can of beer in under five seconds. His girlfriend, Sabrina, was essentially his female counterpart. She was quite reserved, moving with closed body language and laughing with nervous energy. They were such polar opposites that their friends thought it would be funny to see how they behaved in each other's bodies. Rebuilding their daily routines was awkward at first, but as weeks turned to months, it became clear there were some real advantages to this body swap. Jake was constantly adored for being a tough woman who loved football. Sabrina was finally appreciated for showing emotion and sensitivity as a man. The couple found that showcasing male and female stereotypes as the opposite sex was met with welcome appraisal rather than criticism, so they were incentivized to ...

"Are you ready, honey?" a man's voice asked from the other room. "We don't want to be late." Spencer was looking at himself in the mirror, obsessing over every little detail. How his dress adjusted to his movement. How his hair and makeup fared at different angles of light. How his necklace and earrings matched his outfit. It was an exercise in futility; he knew nothing would remain perfect as the night went on, but he couldn't help but try to be presentable. I guess I really am a woman , he laughed to himself.  "I'm going to start the car." Spencer heard the man walking down the stairs. He knew he couldn't keep stalling forever; his "husband" was getting impatient. "Just a second," he replied. "I'm almost ready." He squeezed his boobs one last time. Satisfied with the results, he headed downstairs to join his husband. The man's eyes lit up at the sight of him. "You look beautiful, honey,"...

Hunter stepped out of the shower took a minute to dry his new body off. Assuming nobody else was home, he walked towards the living room holding only a towel. "Hey Hunter, nice threads." a voice said. Hunter screamed. Three of his friends were sitting on the couch, waiting for him. "Go away," he shouted. "I'm not showing you guys anything." He clutched the towel against his breasts and turned away from his friends. "Oh c'mon, just a peak," the second one said. "What's to be embarrassed about? It's not even your body, right?" "If it's not my body, then it's not for me to decide. If it is my body, then it's my choice what to do with it. End of story. Got it?" "Fine, fine," the third one answered. "I'll settle for seeing just her ass." Hunter felt himself blushing. There were three men looking hungrily at his half-naked body. "Man, Brianna's body is amazing. If that was...

As it began storming outside, Larry ran toward the beach house. He and his twin sister Laura had decided to spend the summer as each other, so they secretly switched bodies before their week-long family vacation on the coast. In one instant, he nearly regretted that decision. As Larry ran inside, he tried sharply turning the corner and nearly wiped out on the kitchen island. Muscle memory betrayed him; his new proportions were all askew. Larry took a moment as he caught himself. His legs were shorter and curved inwards towards smaller feet. He had less leverage for balance, as his shoulders were closer together and his arms had less weight to throw around. His spine curved inwards and then outwards again, and his pelvis was a different shape altogether. His breasts weren't substantial (yet), but they were sensitive enough to be an mental obstacle.  Girls have such strange bodies , Larry thought to himself. That wasn't even considering the difference in genitalia.

"Great progress today!" Elijah said to Caleb with a high five. For reasons unknown, Caleb had turned into a young Indian woman. It took a while to accept his new body, but once reality set in he made a few goals for himself. Top priority was getting in (and staying in) shape. Even if he couldn't reach his physical strength as a man, he could still improve his endurance and speed as a woman. He signed up for daily one-on-one fitness classes with a man named Elijah, starting with a commitment of six weeks. After today's workout, Caleb started to take in the progress he made. He felt the strong heart pounding beneath his breasts. He felt the sweat running down his visible abs. He felt the soreness in his growing glute muscles. He even felt the first spark of mutual attraction with his instructor. Life wasn't so bad.

  Charles, Jack, and Susan were employees for a tech conglomerate, and their CEO was on his death bed. His daughter, Hayley, had just turned 17, and it was an open secret that she would inherit his controlling interest in the company. She had likely been approached by others already, making a deal with some businessmen who wanted to further their careers or get a massive payout. The three had another idea. "What if we just take her place instead? We can add a few last-minute 'amendments' to whatever paperwork is getting signed and set ourselves up for life." {one week later} "Well, what do you think?" Charles asked after the procedure. He looked at his naked body in the mirror. "It looks pretty authentic, right? Almost identical." "I don't know," Jack responded first. "Her tits seem a bit too big. We're trying to blend in, not stick out. I don't want anyone getting suspicious." Charles was starting to lose himself in...

 "You know, I've never even tried pegging before. This feels like a big step up from that," Robbie said to his girlfriend. "Relax, I'll be very gentle," Rachel replied. "Besides, if I can handle your cock inside me, then you can too. They're the same bodies after all." They took their clothes off and faced each other. It was an eerie sensation. Robbie was a head shorter than Rachel now, standing barely five feet tall. He felt so vulnerable and feminine with the large man facing him. He could see his former penis was getting more and more engorged with each heartbeat. "I can't wait to try this," Rachel said in a rabid demeanor. "I feel like an animal right now. I can't think about anything else. I just need to fuck you." She began caressing her former body, feeling up every curve with her strong hands. They kissed for several minutes. They moved to the bed and continued foreplay until Robbie took a pause. "I don...

When Ally woke up, she knew something wasn't right. The ceiling was not the right color for her room, but it did match that of Brie's. The 22-year-old was still living at home while working a job, but her annoying little sister would sometimes steal her body for the occasional fun night out. A quick look in the bathroom mirror confirmed Ally's suspicions. She was once again a 16-year-old girl. Even after their parents had grounded Brie and confiscated the spell book, she somehow found a way to perform the ritual. "Brie!" Ally yelled with Brie's voice while stomping down the stairs. "Give it back right now!" "I don't think so." Brie was examining her larger tits in the foyer. "This is all mine now. I'm making my own decisions from this point on. And unlike you, I won't need outside help to get anywhere in my life." "Shut up! That isn't fair." "Isn't it? I got you your job when you kept failing int...

  For many teenage boys, all it takes to do something stupid is some peer pressure or a small amount of cash. For Ryan, all it took was playing 'Truth or Dare.' He always chose 'dare' on his turn, and his friends knew it. In the past, they got him to spray paint the principal's car, set the local burger joint's dumpster on fire, and even attempt to scam an old lady out of her savings over the phone. Ryan refused to back down from any challenge, no matter how vile.  One day, things got particularly interesting. "I dare you to use your dad's CIA equipment in the attic to switch bodies with Kelly from across the street." "I dare you to break up with Kelly's boyfriend via text." "I dare you to post a bunch of topless photos online." With each dare, Ryan was not dissuaded. He walked across the street with a strange-looking helmet in his hands, and a girl walked back a few minutes later. He ruined a happy relationship just to make...

  Goddamn,  thought Barry. A beautiful woman in a pink bikini just walked past him. He instantly turned around to watch her step out of the water. She was phenomenal. Long legs, decent tan, perfect ass. If only he could walk up to her and ask her out. We could have dinner, go back to my place, and fuck like animals for hours. No refractory period either. A warm feeling was spreading to his nether regions. He suddenly remembered who he was and bit his tongue.  It will never happen. He was getting unreasonably excited.  Talking to a woman is like walking on eggshells now. How do I avoid making things awkward? I can't just ask if she's a lesbian. He only came to the lake to try wearing a bikini in public for the first time. Now he was already contemplating romantic attachments with other women. This is happening so fast.  His gaze must have been obvious because a voice beside him said, "Now you know the struggle." His blood turned cold and he immediately turned to...

David was a professional trainer and bodybuilder, but his comments as an influencer were somewhat controversial. Despite backlash for his trademark slogan, he continued to insist there was no excuse not to look like him. Anyone who put in the time and effort could build and maintain the muscle that he now possessed. One day, a young woman named Sarah stayed behind after attending his workout session. "I've been coming here for a long time and I'm not seeing results," she said. "I don't think my body is capable of doing what yours is. Would you like the chance to put your money where your mouth is?" She proposed a three-month fitness challenge, where they would switch bodies and David would provide the gains he promised her. David saw the perfect opportunity to improve his brand name. "How hard could it be?" would be his famous last words. After the swap, he went home to analyze the starting point for the next three months of his career. His bod...

  Brianna works for an underground program that rescues people targeted by LGBT violence and gives them new identities. Ahmed had made contact from Tunisia a few days prior, citing concerns that he would be attacked after a neighbor caught him trying on woman's clothing. Brianna's team managed to bring him to a safehouse just minutes before a mob broke into his apartment. Given the short notice, there was only one body available for the swapping operation. Monica, a 23-year-old woman, had been pronounced braindead after a severe car crash. He would assume her identity. Ahmed knew his old life was over anyway, so he agreed to the procedure. When he awoke, he was a completely new person. He had been moved to a small compound in the Italian countryside. There were a few others like him, each getting used to their new body and new identity. It took Ahmed a while to learn how to walk again; his feet were quite small. Getting dressed was fun though; he tried on dozens of different ou...

  "There now, happy?" Brian said with a raised voice. He threw off the covers, revealing his naked female body to his friends. "Alright, you've all seen it. Can we all move on now?" He was very pissed off. Last night, their fraternity had a hazing party for all the new members. The plan was to use a ritual to exchange the minds of the freshman boys with the freshman girls from another sorority. Unfortunately, Brian stood a bit too close to the casting circle when activating the spell and was swapped as well. What would have been hours of hilarity was now filled with embarrassment and regret. Not to mention endless scolding from the girl who wasn't expecting to be a part of this. His friends would never let him hear the end of it.

  As he turned around, the water ran through his hair and down his neck, rinsing onto his back, butt, and very long legs. Nothing beats a hot shower, but after becoming a woman, James had to know how each of his daily activities would feel different. Surprisingly, it felt almost identical as a man. Sure, some of his proportions had changed. Those child-bearing hips were nothing to sneeze at; it would be a minute before he got used to his new center of balance. And having breasts was quite a new sensation. He had to be careful about bumping his arms into his chest from now on; boobs can be sensitive. But his height and weight were almost the same as before. In fact, James was even taller than he used to be. At 6'4", he was now in prime shape to be on the women's volleyball team. The biggest difference was dealing with his waist-length hair. It took forever to dry off! His mind began to wander in the shower. What will I do with this body?  he thought to himself. If I have a ...

  "... and there will be absolutely no shouting or running off either." As Carl regained consciousness, he heard a man's voice listing off rules. He was in the back seat of a car, his mind foggy and vision blurred. Time seemed to have no meaning for a while. "Alright, we've arrived. Stick by me, you hear?" The man got out and walked around to open the door for him. "What's going on?" Carl asked, though the voice that came out was a different tone than expected. He looked around, seeing people in fancy dress walking towards a large building. Everyone was two feet taller than he was. He felt as light as a feather too. As captain of the basketball team in high school, this was an odd experience. He kept looking around until he caught a reflection in a passing window and his eyes grew wide. A little blonde girl was matching his movements stride for stride. He was a girl. "Help!" Carl started panicking. "This man isn't my father! ...

As he slowly sat down, Alex felt Carter's cock press into him one inch at a time. The feeling of fullness immediately set in. Carter was very well endowed after all. The sensation was a slight amount of pain but wrapped in immense pleasure. He began pumping up and down. "Well? How does it feel?" Carter said to his friend. "You're no longer a virgin." "Shhhh. Just let me... let me feel..." Alex was too focused on achieving orgasm to think straight. He had no idea how he switched bodies with his neighbor, Mrs. Henderson, but he wasn't going to dwell on it. He was never really attached to the idea of being a man, so becoming a woman wasn't the end of the world. However, being 42 years old now meant it was high time he lost his virginity. Even if he had to ask his friend to help. "Wow, you're a natural. This lady's pussy feels amazing. Go slower or I'm gonna..." but Alex wasn't listening to Carter. He felt the orgasm c...

  Jack and Katie were madly in love. Still in the honeymoon phase, they decided to go on a cross-country road trip together. One day, they found a boutique selling strange artifacts. The old saleswoman inside saw their constant public displays of affection and recommended them one item in particular: the amulet of devotion. It would supposedly prove whether their love was true. The couple had been dating for several years at this point, so they bought the item as a fun keepsake and thought nothing more of it. A few days later, they were hiking through a forest and up a nearby mountain. As they reached the top, something began glowing in Jack's backpack. It was the amulet. He reached inside to pick it up when suddenly his vision went black. As he came to, he realized he was looking at himself. Katie was waking up at the same time and shouted when she saw the new Jack. "What happened?" she shouted with a much deeper voice than she was expecting. "It must be the amulet....

Hello everyone. Welcome to my blog. I've been a fan of the body swap genre for a while, and I thought it was about time I added my own captions to this little corner of the internet. Here you will find photos, gifs, and the occasional video with fun, short, and very often NSFW stories attached. My goal is to eventually add a new one every day, but please bear with me as it may take time for that to become the norm. I will make sure each post remains easily searchable through proper labels and timestamps. There will be no use of AI on this blog. That may not be important to anyone else, but it is important to me. All sourced media will be from the public domain, stock footage, user-submitted works, or cited references. All captions will be written (typed, rather) by hand. Enjoy your stay. As time goes on, I'm sure I'll begin to carve out my own niche in the body swapping community next to other blogs and sites. I'm always open to suggestions.