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A car horn prompted a blonde girl in a bikini to rush to the door. "Just a minute guys," she waved. "Who was that, sweetie?" Jeff asked his daughter as she ran back to her room. "My friends. We're all going to the beach today." Jeff peeked out of the window. There was a Jeep full of guys who looked too old to still be in high school. He didn't like the look of it; he knew what thoughts crossed the minds of young men. Then again, Sadie was nearly 18 years old and was always responsible when she went out. Recently, she seemed to be on a streak of rash and immature behavior, but he didn't think much of it. He decided to, begrudgingly, let his daughter relish in the freedoms and responsibilities associated with adulthood. It was hard being a father. Only one thing, that wasn't actually Sadie. Jeff's daughter suffered a random body swap with some boy from college. For the past week, he had been assuming her life, and was now planning to have...

I thought girls liked sunbathing because it felt good,  Paul thought to himself.  What's the appeal of this?  When he became a younger woman, he tried to indulge in all of the stereotypical hobbies that they liked, from getting his ears pierced to going clubbing. Nothing seemed encouraging. He hoped something as mundane as lying still by the pool might be enough to cross the gender divide. However, he could not remain still. He felt his pupils being overexposed to sunlight, even with his eyes closed. He put his hand up to block the sun.  And what's with this weird bulge that women have below the belly button? He put his hand over his uterus. Is that to make room for the penis during sex? I don't get it. Paul clearly had much to learn about basic female anatomy and psychology. His continual attempts to "blend in" only served to isolate him from the community he involuntarily joined. Alright, that's it. I feel like a pig right now. I'm sweating through my t...

Victor was drying off after taking a shower. It had only been a few days since he woke up as a woman, but he was making the most out of such a situation. He paused as he tried to understand how it happened. He was going about his life when he heard a strange but debilitating sound, and then... he opened his eyes as someone else. That's all he could remember. He continued getting ready. He put on a pair of seamless underwear, as he was planning on going out tonight. As he began to dry off his chest, a headache began that was so piercing, it nearly made him fall over. There was a constant and overwhelming droning noise. Victor recognized it as the same sound he heard before switching bodies. Suddenly, the noise stopped and he was frozen in place. He tried moving his arms and legs to no avail. He was completely stuck. After about a minute of internally freaking out, he felt a desire to turn toward the mirror. To his surprise, he was actually able to do so. Then, he felt a desire to dr...

"I can't believe I'm saying this, but I fucking hate boobs!" Ethan ranted to his friend. "There's so much weight on my chest; I can't even breathe." "Calm down, they're not that big," Caroline said back to him. She was helping him tape down his DD cup breasts in the gym locker room. "Besides," she continued, "Plenty of other girls would do anything to trade places with you." "Maybe that's what happened. Maybe this chick got sick of her tits giving her back problems and wanted to try her luck as a guy. And now I'm stuck as her. Stuck with these things." "I think you're overthinking it. Who knows why this happened? There's a million possible explanations." She wrapped the last bit of tape around at secured it in the front. "There, I think you're all set." Ethan fit his bra over his bound breasts and went to put on the rest of his clothes. There was no way he could pass ...

This is a nightmare , Simon thought to himself. Even after cutting his hair short, even after getting the same tattoos as his old body, he still couldn't see himself in the mirror. There was different person staring back at him. The woman he saw made the exact movements his brain was telling his muscles to do, but his mind would not accept it as himself. Eating, sleeping, and taking showers all made him sick to his stomach, like he was a parasite growing inside another human being. Eventually he managed to internalize it like his old body was simply wearing a second skin, rather than his mind being trapped inside somebody else. With this mindset, Simon was able to start living life like normal. He even started gaining a new kind of appreciation for the female body. How it was strong in ways beyond the obvious, and resilient in so many others. He decided a certain alternative career path would help him in his adjustment period and applied to be a nude model. Despite lacking any expe...

Brady had been a willing participant in the Transgender Reconciliation and Allocation Program, a new government initiative that took advantage of body swapping technology to let trans men and women trade bodies. It would supposedly reduce medical costs and complications when compared to the traditional methods of hormone therapy and surgery. It also allowed those who partook to choose their own swap partners. Not everyone was on board of course; many people preferred becoming a male or female version of their original body, not to become somebody else. Even still, thousands of people, including Brady, were more than happy to give it a try. He, or she rather, was now living life to the fullest. She went by Brianna, and she had never felt so at peace with herself. She was a beautiful and well-endowed young lady with long, bushy, brown hair. She loved showing off her skin every chance she got. In the summer, a braless sundress was her outfit of choice, and she enjoyed driving out to the c...

What is romance like as a lesbian? Is it the same as between a man and a woman, just with different anatomy involved? What psychological differences, if any, played their part in courtship and sexual encounters? These were all questions a teenage Devon had, but he didn't know how to get a real answer. After all, anyone could just pose as a lesbian online and give a fake answer. After some time, Devon accepted that some questions couldn't be answered, only experienced. So he got to work. According to his grandmother, their family heirloom was an amulet of emulation. It was rumored to be able to let one person project their consciousness into the body of another. It took weeks to find, forgotten in the attic of his uncle's previous home, but eventually Devon got his hands on it. For his first trial, he decided to play it safe. He switched with a woman he only had only ever seen once while leaving the gym. She did not know him and thus couldn't trace anything back to him s...

Part 1 Gabby looked at her stolen naked body in the mirror and smiled, knowing her belly would soon swell with new life once more. This was far beyond getting revenge; she lived for tormenting her husband. For ten years, Gabby had been living in the body of Michael's wife. This was now the fourth time she blackmailed him into impregnating her. From the time he turned her down for high school prom, she had been planning retribution. Even when she was dragged off to some asylum, she remembered that Michael went to prom with another girl. He went from being her crush to becoming her obsession. She lived every day behind bars in silent fury, swearing vengeance in the most intimate way. Each pregnancy was the living embodiment of her revenge. Michael meanwhile, had become a shell of a man. He had lost his soulmate and a life of being with her to a mentally disturbed woman he barely even knew. Every day she walked around showing off her pregnant body, he was reminded of the life he could...

At his girlfriend's request, both Rowan and Summer signed up for a body swapping medical trial. While perfectly happy as a woman, Summer had long fantasized about what life would be like in her boyfriend's shoes. She was only 5'3" and light as a feather, so life as a tall, muscular man was a curiosity. The procedure was swift, and soon Summer found herself standing over her cute, dainty boyfriend who was now in her body. As the couple went home, Summer's mind was racing. She felt so tall and strong, like she could do anything. Chores she once needed help on were now trivial, even laughable. Everything felt lighter in her arms, including her boyfriend. She picked him up in her arms and spun him around, only for him to cry out in pain when his foot clipped the doorframe. Summer panicked, putting her down and frantically asking how she could help. He assured her it was fine, just a stubbed toe, but she received a healthy reality check about her new body. Her previous ...

Mike and Angela were still getting used to being in each other's bodies. The husband and wife were subject to a freak event that swapped thousands of people around the world, and there was no explanation and almost no possibility of return. After a while they decided to just try and move on, living as one another. One day, they tried having a romantic bath like the old times, but as each other. With her shirt off, Angela was ready to go. She took a moment to admire her new muscles in the mirror as well as her equipment down below. Mike peaked over his shoulder and felt compelled to disrobe as well. He was far less comfortable with the situation, unaccustomed to being a vulnerable woman in the presence of a large, naked man. He removed his own white shirt, which was far too big to fit him anymore, leaving him naked as well. Without looking at his wife, he slowly walked over to the bath and stepped in, ignoring the anatomical differences that reminded him of his femininity. Angela st...

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Part 1 It didn't take long for Brady to fall in love with Hazel, or at least Hazel's flirty personality in Mrs. Wilkins' body. What teenage boy wouldn't develop feelings for their hot teacher? Especially with how she would touch him after every class he attended, every homework assignment he submitted, and every test he completed. She would look into his eyes, squeeze him on the shoulder or arm, and say, "I'm so proud of you, Brady. Your progress is amazing." He spent many nights fantasizing about his teacher. When Mrs. Wilkins asked for Brady to personally meet her at her house for a private tutoring session, his life flashed before his eyes. Could this really be happening? Hazel meanwhile was proud of her work. For months she had been grooming the innocent teenager, who still didn't know it was really her inside Mrs. Wilkins' body, and tonight they would both lose their virginity to each other. It began with a kiss. Brady couldn't believe his...

Hazel wasn't the prettiest girl in the world, but that didn't put a damper on her libido. All she could think about was getting a boyfriend and having sex for the first time. Almost everyone in her class dismissed her as the short, ugly girl with strange hobbies. The only one who didn't was a tall, skinny, boy named Brady. She could tell he also didn't find her attractive, but he was too nice to ignore her or push her away. She developed a massive, hopeless crush on him. Brady on the other hand appeared to have a crush on their teacher, Mrs. Wilkins. Unbeknownst to the class, one of Hazel's 'strange hobbies' was messing with witchcraft. She had previously messed with minor behavior-related jinxes, but the realization that she would never grow up to be a desirable woman sent her spiraling. With the kind of long-term planning one could expect from a sexually-deprived teenage girl, she performed a hasty spell to permanently swap her entire consciousness with th...

"C'mon, c'mon, open up!" Carlo shouted at his friend while knocking at his door. It finally opened only for him to see a beautiful, young woman with red hair dressed in only a towel. "Damn, I totally forgot about that. Thought I had the wrong place for a second. Well, are you gonna be ready soon? We're late already." "Nice to see you too," Toni retorted sarcastically. "Sorry, it's taking a while to get ready in this new body. I took forever in the shower." "I know what that means," Carlo snickered. "I can read between the lines." "Well, do you mind?" Toni gestured below. "I'm only in a towel here. And I ne-" Carlo instantly ripped off the towel without a second's hesitation, exposing Toni naked body. "What towel?" Carlo chuckled. Toni grabbed it back with a scowl of annoyance and embarrassment. He headed towards the bathroom to put on his clothes for the evening. "You...

Wyatt was currently in the body of Jen, a fellow student from his high school gym class. They had been arguing whether it was easier for boys to stay in shape than girls. Jen believed it was while Wyatt didn't think their was a difference, so they decided to make a bet. The two snuck into the school at night and used the swap class machine, thereby letting actions speak louder than words. It took some time for Wyatt to become confident wearing women's sportswear outside, especially the short shorts. The way it rode up into his body's folds whenever he moved around was very uncomfortable, like he was being touched by strangers. Standing in front of the bathroom mirror, he analyzed his outfit as he got dressed.  I could go without bras at this point , he thought to himself . Jen's not so well-endowed that I need the support. Besides, I could probably pass as a boy with my hair this short. After some more time ogling himself in the mirror, he thought better of it. At the ...

Chris was recently in a fatal car accident, at least, it was fatal to his body. His brain was undamaged in the collision, but the trauma to his organs was too severe for him to survive. At the same time, a young woman was brought in to the hospital who recently died from a brain aneurysm. The doctors had an idea. If the mind of Chris could be saved by transplanting it into the young woman's body, it could revolutionize medical research going forward. If it didn't work, both were dead anyway. What was there to lose? When Chris woke up, he was shocked. Not only was he miraculously alive, but his age, height, race, and gender had all changed. It took everything the doctors had to calm him down and keep him in bed. After hours of explaining, days of medical tests, and weeks of psychological evaluations, he was eventually allowed to go home. It was no surprise to anyone that it took so long for Chris to be cleared to go home. He had no way to prepare himself for this new life. A few...

Despite going to the same college, Alan never really hung out with his old friends from high school. He studied psychology while Grant majored in communications and Julian did computer science, so they were always on different parts of campus with overlapping schedules. One day, he reached out to see if they had a free weekend, and to his surprise they were both available. Alan was so excited to meet up. He did leave out one critical detail before meeting up with them: he was a girl now. "Wait, really?" Grant asked. "How is that even possible?" "Our psychology lab," Alan answered. "We're undertaking a new program we call 'Swap Class'. It essentially involves using a machine to rewrite neural pathways in the brain to create a meronym of mutual cognitive mimesis." "Okay, you lost me there," Grant replied. "Have you gotten used to this new life?" Julian chimed in. "What's different...   besides the obvious?...

Bobby had never had a girlfriend or even kissed a girl before. Out of college already, he was beginning to think it would never happen. His thoughts occasionally drifted to his friends, all of whom were in relationships. Why can't I find someone who will love me? he thought. What did I do wrong? Even Ashley has a girlfriend now, and her dating pool is way smaller than mine. Every time he thought about it, it only made him more upset. He decided to take a walk to clear his head. Despite his best efforts, those lingering thoughts of living life wasted kept crawling back into his head. He started kicking bits of gravel around in anger, when a glimmer caught his eye. A tiny object was sitting on the side of the road, far shinier than any object that size should be. He went to pick it up and found it was a strange amulet attached to a thin choker.  Probably worth something, I guess. He put it around his neck for safe keeping and went back to thinking about his romantic troubles. Espe...

Brad and Sophia were both members of the school swim team, though separated by gender and year. Thus it was difficult to know who was truly the best in their respective class. After a heated debate, they finally settled on a bet. It involved using an old spell book that Adam, a mutual friend, found in his attic last year. They would switch bodies for a month and race against the other person's best time. This would allow them to get in the best possible shape for the race. The only variables would be the determination and strength of their minds. It was the ultimate boys vs. girls challenge, and the winner chose who stayed in each body. On the day of the race, Brad and Sophia were the talk of the school. The yearbook committee even had them pose in matching bathing suits for photos. "Face it Brad, this is no contest," Sophia said through her smile during the shoot. "You've had it easy your whole life. Testosterone gave you easy muscles while I developed a fightin...

"Damnit! How are you supposed to wrap a seatbelt around these things?" Dylan was on his way home from a fun day trip at the beach with his friends when he encountered a new kind of struggle. He was the designated driver, but fitting the seatbelt around his new breasts surprisingly difficult. "Not as much fun now, are they?" Fiona teased from the back seat. She was very insecure about being flat chested and felt it was unfair that Dylan was instantly endowed with what she had longed for her whole life. "Just hang on..." he tried moving the strap through his cleavage, but that proved to be extremely uncomfortable with even the slightest turn of his head. "Dude, I think they're already hanging on for dear life," Hank laughed from the passenger seat. He was a bit drunk and had no problem hitting on his friend now that he was the opposite sex. Dylan noticed his bikini was slipping down a bit and readjusted his top. "You know what? Fuck it!...

Max stepped into the strange pod wearing an outfit that resembled a singlet suit. As his feet touched the water, he immediately felt its effects. The water was cold but refreshing and had some electrolytic compound dissolved within. The bizarre tingling sensation moved up his body has he sunk waist deep and closed the door behind him. Now there was only darkness. Darkness and silence. He shifted his weight backwards and began to float. With no reference to the outside, the passage of time was hard to measure. All he could do was wait. A small bell rang after what felt like eons. Max opened his eyes, though they still couldn't see anything. He wasn't even sure if he had been asleep or not. He waded through the water until he felt a door handle. As he opened the pod, he felt the final changes taking place. His outfit now perfectly hugged his new curves like a one-piece bathing suit. He was smiling ear to ear, knowing a new chapter of his life had just begun. His career as a middl...

Jackson found himself tied up in a strange room with no knowledge of how he got there. In front of him stood an Asian girl with an evil smile and dead eyes. She was approaching him holding a pair of scissors. "Hello? Who are you? What is this?" he asked as he attempted to wrangle his wrists from his restraints. The voice that came out of his mouth sounded so strange and high-pitched. He looked down and saw a white blouse and a pair of women's gym shorts. Then he remembered. He was in Ayaka's body from swap class. They had spent several weeks learning about each other's lives before undergoing the procedure. Jackson specifically remembered a warning about a girl named Mika, her self-declared rival. Mika proceeded to stab into and cut through his shirt until shreds of fabric remained, only to be pulled off. Having not worn a bra, Jackson was left topless, revealing a small but perky pair of boobs with no way to cover them up. Even though this wasn't his body, it...

"Morgan, what are you doing?" Tyler asked his wife from her body. "You should have been at my business meeting by now. What are you still doing here?" "Oh, was that this morning?" she replied. "I thought you took the day off. I was calling your friends about playing golf later." "Are you kidding me? I had a major sale going down today. Get down there now!" "Now? C'mon, it's probably too late to make a difference anyway. But hey, while you're here, how about some lunch?" Tyler laughed in disbelief. This was the third time his wife had messed something up regarding his job. And he lost track of how many times she'd added some kind of misogynistic comment like that. "Honey, this won't work if you're going to be STUPID about it! We need to be believable in each other's bodies or everything will fall apart." "Hey, stop worrying your pretty little head. I'll take care of it. Besides, wh...

Tim had everything he ever wanted in life, except youth. The time and effort it took to build his fortune cost him the best years of his life. Now, as an old man, he yearned for the one thing money couldn't buy. Or could it? There were rumors of a spell from ancient times, one that would allow for the continuation of life by overwriting one's mind with another. With his fortune, he moved heaven and earth to find it. It took years of archaeological digs and scientific expeditions, but the sacred text was eventually found. And just in time; Tim was on his death bed, but he was ready. He knew exactly what kind of body he wanted to possess. It felt so freeing to be as a teenage girl. Tim was eager to relive the time before age so generously bestowed responsibility, but he also wished to experience life from a new perspective. His new anatomy required frequent exploration. And with such ease of movement without any worry of injury, he felt like he could do anything. Of course, the f...

Jason woke up to a cool, gentle breeze flowing through his room. He pushed his covers down, eyes still heavy with sleep, and lifted his arms over his head for a good morning stretch. His chest felt a bit cold and his shoulders felt weirdly close to his head, but surely that was just a consequence of waking up early after sleeping in a strange position. If only he opened his eyes, he would see why his body felt so bizarre. Jason had somehow woken up as Alicia. He weighed much less than he used to, not to mention having a small pair of breasts now, fuller lips, and skin a few shades darker than before.

Rick and Henry were best friends growing up, but college was just around the corner. They decided to go to the same university so they wouldn't drift apart after high school. When visiting a school out of state, the boys came across a strange frat party and decided to sneak in. They saw more alcohol, marijuana, and public nudity than they thought was possible in one house. It was a strange experience, but the possibility of underage drinking was enticing enough to stay for a while. Unfortunately, their cups weren't filled with just alcohol. This college party wasn't just any party; it was a swap party, and after a few minutes the boys quickly realized they weren't boys anymore. "I'll show you mine if you show me yours," Rick said when they were alone in the backyard. "What? Are you serious?" Henry shot back. "I'm not taking off my clothes in front of you." He was not as enthusiastic about being a girl. "C'mon, they're j...

Part 1 , Part 2 John was growing impatient in the changing rooms. He wasn't happy with any of the dresses so far, but this was literally the tenth one he had tried on already. The way it hugged every curve of his body, it was like it was designed to show off his pregnancy. His nipples were showing straight through, thanks both to the thin white fabric and the fact that his breasts were swelling by the day. His wife's child was quickly growing inside him, and his expanding belly and hips were stretching out the dress at the sides. And all of this was just to put on a two-hour-long performance, to help his estranged wife impress her boss at the company picnic. There was nothing more demeaning than being reduced to arm candy, especially when playing up the 'pregnancy glow' that had been forced upon him in the first place.

Part 1 "Hey, what's going on?" John asked his wife in the early morning. She was already getting dressed, while he had just woken up. He was still naked from their lovemaking the previous night, his ample bosom squished against the silk sheets and satin pillows. "I'm heading off to work. I need to get there early if I'm going to impress Mr. Saxon and the rest of the board," she answered. "I'll see you tonight though. Maybe we can have some more fun." They shared a goodbye kiss, and with that Rebecca headed out the door. John felt a tad neglected; lately they had been making love like they were starting a whole new life together, and now his wife was basically neglecting him for her job. John shook his head. Surely this was an overreaction. He went on with his day, cooking and cleaning the house waiting for his wife to come home. After weeks of this routine, John had a revelation. While waiting to go to sleep, he thought about the new dynami...

John and Rebecca were having the time of their new lives. One day, the married couple found themselves swapped into young, attractive bodies of the opposite sex. John enjoyed having flawless skin and large breasts, while Rebecca found it exciting to have big muscles and a penis. They managed to find each other, and, after a small adjustment period, began having around-the-clock sex with no regard for the consequences. What was the worry? These weren't really their bodies, and somebody would figure out how to swap them back before long anyway. Right now, it was time to have fun. After yet another steamy session, they headed downstairs to rehydrate when they heard knocking on the front door. Their neighbors were here to complain about the noise again. "Sorry everyone," John answered the door wearing only the bedsheets. "It's hard for me to keep it down." He laughed as a thought formed in his mind.  "You know, I guess the same is true for my wife now....

Part 1 After another night of partying and fun, Nick woke up with a terrible headache. It was a hangover, something not typically experienced by a 17-year-old girl, especially an Asian American girl with Indian heritage. Nick had been living in Nisha's body as part of his high school's swap class for several months now. At first, the realization of his unexpectedly liberal parents led him to try alcohol and sex in a way he never could in his old body. As time went on it lost its novelty, but it was so easy to get buzzed as a girl that he kept doing it. Not to mention female orgasms were to die for, even if the male companionship wasn't always up to the challenge. It had gone on for so long that it was all beginning to feel like normal. It wasn't Nisha's body anymore; it was his. His skin, his face, his legs, his boobs, his ass, his pussy. Nick managed to climb out of bed, his beautiful caramel skin covered in dried sweat and other fluids. He walked into the kitchen ...

"Holy fuck! It's so big!" Sarah screamed. "Your brother's body is amazing." She was barely able to contain herself. "I knew you'd like it," Jessica said. "He's been on a gym streak lately." Her and Sarah were in a secret relationship at work, but neither felt comfortable coming out just yet. "Now we can fuck as much as we want, whenever we want. We can be in public together, and nobody will ever know. Not even my brother." "I'm so fucking horny for you." Sarah was visibly trembling. Despite considering herself a lesbian, Sarah was hungrily eyeing up the muscular man in front of her. She could tell from mannerisms alone that it was Jessica in there, and she thought it was so hot that she could now be dominated by a taller, stronger girlfriend. Jessica continued, "And the best part is, when I get you pregnant, our kids will look like both of us." Hearing that, Sarah let go of her towel and stood up ...