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Tom couldn't believe he was actually inside Abby's body. After the procedure in swap class, he finished the school day like normal. It didn't really hit him until he was in her house and changing her clothes. Looking down, he gripped his pink tank top, stretching the straps over his shoulders. He pulled it down, revealing an impressive cleavage held at bay by a tight black bra. These are nice , he thought to himself. He tore off the tank top as well as his gray pants until it was just his new body in lean black underwear. She takes care of her body alright. He lifted the black neck strap around his head. He was confused where the connection point on the bra was until he realized it was sportswear.  I see she prefers to live in comfort. He pulled the entire thing off but held his breasts out of sight with a handbra, wanting to reveal his body's assets slowly and methodically. With a handful in each palm, Tom started subtly moving his hands up his chest. He gently squeeze...

"I will not be late for this procedure!" Lizzie exclaimed. I'm doing it, and you can't stop me." She pulled off her scrubs in a hurry, not caring that she just exposed her boobs to her male best friend. It was the last time she would have them anyway. "I'm not trying to stop you," Carl lied. He turned his head, pretending he hadn't just seen her topless, but he burned the image into his memory. "I just... want to know why." "You know why. I've always known I was meant to be a man. This body feels like a prison. I didn't ask for these massive tits, I hate having periods, and I want to be able to walk on the street at night and not feel unsafe." Carl had a crush on his friend for some time, and he had been hoping to ask her out. Then she started ranting about this new mind transplant operation, and everything changed. Now he was grasping at straws just to maintain the status quo, hoping to find some semblance of doubt i...

After randomly shifting into a middle-age woman, Shane spent several days inside adjusting to his new body. He didn't dare tell anyone what happened to him, even his new husband. He was afraid people would think he went insane. One afternoon, he decided to go for a swim in his home's indoor pool to clear his head. The water felt so nice and cool, and he actually felt graceful moving through the water in a bikini. Later he removed his swimsuit, fully embracing his new womanhood. Then his husband walked in wearing only a towel. The conversation was short. His husband saw another opportunity to ask for sex, and Shane knew he couldn't put it off anymore without arousing suspicion. "...alright," he said after thinking for a moment. His husband grew a wide grin. Shane walked over to the stairs, accepting that tonight would be his first sexual encounter with a man. At least he would be in some woman's body for the experience. As he got out of the water, his husband p...

Tyler and some buddies were hunting down a mythical beast, one whose blood was said to have special healing properties. Tracking its footprints, they were led into a clearing in the forest with a small pond. "Well, I guess that's it then," he turned towards his two friends, visibly disappointed. "We can't track it if it swims underwater." Suddenly, an eerie quiet befell the forest. All of the birds and insects stopped singing and buzzing and humming. Bubbles started rising to the surface of the water. "Look out!" Tyler's friend called out, pointing at a menacing figure quickly rising out of the water behind him. Tyler turned around and fired his handheld particle-beaming weapon without aiming. It was a clean shot, straight into the creature's abdomen. It immediately stopped advancing towards them, and after a few seconds of writhing in apparent agony it exploded. Its blood sprayed everywhere, completely showering Tyler in a purple liquid of...

Zach was a bit drunk from the party last night. He couldn't remember much of what happened, especially towards the end of the night. Something about brains and musical chairs. Did two people make a deal? He got up to pee, his mind still foggy. As he pushed open the bathroom door, he caught a young woman by surprise, completely unaware of his own nudity. "Oh my god!" Arthur screamed from Vanessa's body. He quickly grabbed a towel to cover himself. Only a tiny bra and a thin pair of panties separated his womanhood from the large, muscular man standing in front of him. "Zach, what is wrong with you?" He threw a hand up in disbelief while letting out an exasperated sigh. "Oh... sorry I.... I needed to..." Zach covered his penis and looked away from his friend's horrified stare, remembering who that really was. Even so, he couldn't organize his thoughts out loud very well. "I'm a girl now," Arthur tried to calmly explain. "Tha...

"Where is my top!?" Parker yelled out loud in annoyance as he ran to the bathroom. He was running late for an event that evening, except he wasn't even supposed to be attending in the first place. He had taken possession of the friend of a friend out of curiosity, yet here he still was, pretending to live her life as a woman. Why am I so hot?  He opened his bra to let some body heat escape, trying not to stretch the elastic straps too much. Running around getting dressed was almost enough to necessitate another shower. No wonder girls take so long to get ready. At least his hair didn't require much maintenance; he cut it all off after getting sick of the two-hour drying times.

As the movie crawled along at a snail's pace, Paul wondered what he was doing here. Upon being invited to a sleepover with a hot female classmate, he was hoping for something romantic. Jemma didn't know that he switched bodies with her friend Kim, but there were rumors that she secretly played for the other team. Maybe that's why she wanted the two of us together, he thought. Maybe she doesn't know the sexuality of her friend. Is she waiting for me to make a move? On a hunch, he reached his arm out to caress the back of Jemma's neck while leaning in for a kiss. Before he could even finish, she had already turned towards him to meet him halfway. They began making out, with Paul getting on top and pushing her onto her back. The temperature of the room quickly rose from their body heat, and soon the two of them were discarding their clothes to continue the kissing session in their underwear. "I've never done this before," Jemma said, half laughing and ha...

  Jayden was feeling adventurous. His current body probably had too much to drink, but he felt so cute and bouncy that he had to get his energy out somehow. He stripped off his clothes and walked onto the beach, wearing only a small white bra and blue panties. He was trying to hype himself up to jump in the water when his friend Brian walked up alongside him. "What are you doing?" he eyed his friend up and down without meaning to. Brian had similarly stripped down. He looked so tall and strong standing right there. Jayden was clearly catching feelings of excitement the way a woman would. "You need some encouragement, right? Last one in is the chicken." Jayden smiled. "Deal." "Alright, I'm ready. Call it!" "On three then. One. Two. Three!" They both dashed towards the water. Brian immediately outpaced Jayden with his longer strides. Jayden's small, feminine body couldn't keep up. But that was the plan. He came to a dead stop ...

Hello everyone, It's been a couple months since I started this blog. I'm very happy with how it's going so far, but I also recognize where there is room for improvement. Here are a few changes I will make going forward: - shorter series (the "Stranded in the Apocalypse" series definitely dragged on a bit long) - more multi-image posts (these really help enhance the story aspect) - possible NSFW flagging (either on the whole blog or just each relevant post, I'm still not sure) Let me know if you have any comments, concerns, or requests.

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See Part 1: https://asinine-tg-captions.blogspot.com/2026/05/stranded-in-apocalypse-part-1.html See Part 2: https://asinine-tg-captions.blogspot.com/2026/05/stranded-in-apocalypse-part-2.html See Part 3: https://asinine-tg-captions.blogspot.com/2026/05/stranded-in-apocalypse-part-3.html See Part 4: https://asinine-tg-captions.blogspot.com/2026/05/stranded-in-apocalypse-part-4.html See Part 5: https://asinine-tg-captions.blogspot.com/2026/05/stranded-in-apocalypse-part-5.html See Part 6: https://asinine-tg-captions.blogspot.com/2026/05/stranded-in-apocalypse-part-6.html See Part 7: https://asinine-tg-captions.blogspot.com/2026/05/stranded-in-apocalypse-part-7.html See Part 8: https://asinine-tg-captions.blogspot.com/2026/05/stranded-in-apocalypse-part-8.html See Part 9: https://asinine-tg-captions.blogspot.com/2026/05/stranded-in-apocalypse-part-9.html They wasted no time. Gabriel stripped off Cameron's shirt revealing a black bra that barely contained his tits. He then took off his...

 See Part 1:  https://asinine-tg-captions.blogspot.com/2026/05/stranded-in-apocalypse-part-1.html  See Part 2: https://asinine-tg-captions.blogspot.com/2026/05/stranded-in-apocalypse-part-2.html  See Part 3: https://asinine-tg-captions.blogspot.com/2026/05/stranded-in-apocalypse-part-3.html  See Part 4: https://asinine-tg-captions.blogspot.com/2026/05/stranded-in-apocalypse-part-4.html  See Part 5: https://asinine-tg-captions.blogspot.com/2026/05/stranded-in-apocalypse-part-5.html  See Part 6: https://asinine-tg-captions.blogspot.com/2026/05/stranded-in-apocalypse-part-6.html  See Part 7: https://asinine-tg-captions.blogspot.com/2026/05/stranded-in-apocalypse-part-7.html  See Part 8: https://asinine-tg-captions.blogspot.com/2026/05/stranded-in-apocalypse-part-8.html Several people screamed when Cameron fired a shot into the air. Then everyone went quiet. "I'm only going to ask this once," he said. "Where is Gabriel?" Everyone was giving him t...

 See Part 1:  https://asinine-tg-captions.blogspot.com/2026/05/stranded-in-apocalypse-part-1.html  See Part 2: https://asinine-tg-captions.blogspot.com/2026/05/stranded-in-apocalypse-part-2.html  See Part 3: https://asinine-tg-captions.blogspot.com/2026/05/stranded-in-apocalypse-part-3.html  See Part 4: https://asinine-tg-captions.blogspot.com/2026/05/stranded-in-apocalypse-part-4.html  See Part 5: https://asinine-tg-captions.blogspot.com/2026/05/stranded-in-apocalypse-part-5.html  See Part 6: https://asinine-tg-captions.blogspot.com/2026/05/stranded-in-apocalypse-part-6.html  See Part 7: https://asinine-tg-captions.blogspot.com/2026/05/stranded-in-apocalypse-part-7.html Cameron was seeing red. His life, his freedom, and his honor as a woman had been threatened several times in just the last 24 hours. He was putting a stop to that once and for all. Armed with a long, rusty nail, he marched through the camp towards Mother Regina. Before he could ev...

See Part 1:  https://asinine-tg-captions.blogspot.com/2026/05/stranded-in-apocalypse-part-1.html See Part 2:  https://asinine-tg-captions.blogspot.com/2026/05/stranded-in-apocalypse-part-2.html See Part 3:  https://asinine-tg-captions.blogspot.com/2026/05/stranded-in-apocalypse-part-3.html See Part 4:  https://asinine-tg-captions.blogspot.com/2026/05/stranded-in-apocalypse-part-4.html See Part 5:  https://asinine-tg-captions.blogspot.com/2026/05/stranded-in-apocalypse-part-5.html See Part 6:  https://asinine-tg-captions.blogspot.com/2026/05/stranded-in-apocalypse-part-6.html Cameron wanted to be anywhere else than the camp of barbarian slavers that nearly raped him, but without thinking he went to help the wounded men who risked their lives to free him. Were they his instincts? Or was he becoming more nurturing after being a woman for so long? He bent down to wrap a bandage around a man's leg, feeling his massive tits nearly spill out of his top, when a bla...

See Part 1:  https://asinine-tg-captions.blogspot.com/2026/05/stranded-in-apocalypse-part-1.html See Part 2: https://asinine-tg-captions.blogspot.com/2026/05/stranded-in-apocalypse-part-2.html See Part 3: https://asinine-tg-captions.blogspot.com/2026/05/stranded-in-apocalypse-part-3.html See Part 4: https://asinine-tg-captions.blogspot.com/2026/05/stranded-in-apocalypse-part-4.html See Part 5: https://asinine-tg-captions.blogspot.com/2026/05/stranded-in-apocalypse-part-5.html Cameron was handed off to a tribe of very large men brandishing weapons. "So that's what this is?" he spat at the apparent leader. "I'm just the monthly tribute paid to keep you from attacking the camp?" "Weekly," the leader corrected him, smiling. "You will do nicely." The man bound Cameron's hands together and gagged him before taking him away. Some time later, as he was marched through the enemy camp, soldiers gathered around to see the fresh meat. They took t...

See Part 1:  https://asinine-tg-captions.blogspot.com/2026/05/stranded-in-apocalypse-part-1.html See Part 2:  https://asinine-tg-captions.blogspot.com/2026/05/stranded-in-apocalypse-part-2.html See Part 3:  https://asinine-tg-captions.blogspot.com/2026/05/stranded-in-apocalypse-part-3.html See Part 4:  https://asinine-tg-captions.blogspot.com/2026/05/stranded-in-apocalypse-part-4.html "Take a picture, it'll last longer," Cameron said when he saw Gabriel sneaking a peak at his ass. "It might." He met Cameron's gaze. "Nice threads. Now let's go; we got a job to do." Cameron started walking with Gabriel towards the perimeter fence. "I can't believe I got put on guard duty," he complained. "As if being a few minutes late for MY shift let some paramilitary force find the camp. You should have heard Mother Regina shouting." "I've heard enough," Gabriel replied. "Like I'm not even armed or anything, Camer...

See Part 1: https://asinine-tg-captions.blogspot.com/2026/05/stranded-in-apocalypse-part-1.html See Part 2: https://asinine-tg-captions.blogspot.com/2026/05/stranded-in-apocalypse-part-2.html See Part 3:  https://asinine-tg-captions.blogspot.com/2026/05/stranded-in-apocalypse-part-3.html Annoyed by the unexpected presence of the three men, Cameron trudged through the creek to meet them on the opposite. "What are you doing here?" he asked. "Have you been spying on me?" "You failed to report for your shift on time," Gabriel answered. "Mother Regina wants to talk to you." Cameron heart sank. He had completely lost track of time when bathing in the river. "Have I... have I been reassigned?" His mind began racing. After all of his hard work, was he still going to be forced to be a breeding vessel for the colony? "That's not my prerogative." Gabriel looked stern, but with a modicum of concern. "Please come with us."  C...

See Part 1:  https://asinine-tg-captions.blogspot.com/2026/05/stranded-in-apocalypse-part-1.html See Part 2:  https://asinine-tg-captions.blogspot.com/2026/05/stranded-in-apocalypse-part-2.html Cameron came across a creek when talking a walk outside camp. He knew he didn't have much time before his next shift started, but he really needed a shower. Without plumbing and running water, this was the next best thing. Plus his arms and back ached from all of the cleaning and cooking. He stripped off his raggedy clothes and put on a set of hand-me-down underwear he bought with his wages. All of his new clothes were hand-me-down, either from women who died or who were too pregnant to fit in them anymore. What he had now was a sorry excuse for a bikini, but probably safer than nothing at all. The water was cold, but manageable. Cameron took his time stepping deeper and deeper until he jumped all the way in. It had been so long since he had gotten his hair wet. Even though this river w...

See Part 1:  https://asinine-tg-captions.blogspot.com/2026/05/stranded-in-apocalypse-part-1.html It had taken weeks to find the camp. It was sheer luck that he encountered a scout and learned about a survivor's colony. Now he was cautiously approaching its leader, a tall, stern woman who didn't appear to have much of a sense of humor. "I formally request sanctuary," he said. She made no response. She just looked down at him with pursed lips and an unimpressed expression. Cameron continued. "Oh come on. You're a woman, too. You know what's happening out there. I want to survive in this world just like you did. Take me in. Please!" He knew she wouldn't appreciate some random girl waltzing into her camp and making demands, but he was desperate beyond belief. After a minute of silence, she finally said something. "If you came here expecting to be rescued, you will be disappointed. Most of the women your age are serving as breeding vessels."...

Cameron wasn't particularly intelligent or accomplished; he just wanted an easy job with high earning potential. One day he came across the words 'minimally invasive' and 'high reward' in an ad for a national lab. They were looking for test subjects in an experimental procedure. A young woman was recently pronounced brain-dead, but her body was completely intact. Scientists were interested in whether the secret to restoring her life lay with consciousness, not the brain itself. Cameron gladly accepted the job and underwent a quick procedure to transfer his mind into the woman's body. His original body would be kept alive in a medically-induced coma while he came in every week for a routine checkup. For eight months, he would be living it up as a pretty girl. What could go wrong? Seven months later came the day that would live in infamy. Everyone remembered where they were when the grid collapsed. Anarchy erupted across the world, the rich and powerful either wen...

There was a friendly parent-child volleyball game scheduled after the neighborhood BBQ on Saturday, but everything changed when the prize was announced: $200 split among the winning team. A group of boys realized that if they pooled their shares of the winnings, it would be enough to buy the new multiplayer shooter game that just came out. Connor asked his mom to participate since she played volleyball when she was younger, but she declined. With some peer pressure from his friends, he managed to switch bodies with her and just take her place. "Dude, your mom is so tall!" Lucas said to Connor. "Six foot five," he high-fived his friend. "There's no way we lose this game now." "Right? You can probably just reach over the net. You're even taller than the dads on the other team." Unfortunately, the boys' confidence was misplaced. Connor had no muscle memory in volleyball and was not used to moving with such long arms and legs. He fell fla...