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"How am I supposed to be taken seriously in this?" Nolan asked his colleague. "I mean, just look." He pulled up the short skirt on his business suit to reveal a set of white panties. "You can practically see my underwear if you're walking up the stairs behind me." "Don't you get it? That's the whole point," his colleague replied. "You're already too cute to be taken seriously in a business setting. But if you don't play the part, then you'll just be a distraction." Nolan threw his skirt back down in frustration. "That's not fair. I have so much more to offer." "Welcome to the business world, my friend. You won't be the first woman relegated to office eye candy."

Connor was still adjusting to his new life as a black woman. He found that working out was both a good distraction and a way to acclimate into his new body. Today, he had planned to just do some weight-lifting exercises, and the results were surprising. Despite his arms and chest being much smaller than his original body, his proportional strength felt much higher. Since he still had a lot of energy afterwards, he decided to go for a run as well. It felt amazing to run in a bikini along the beach. The wind against his skin, almost no clothing to impede his movement.  I feel like a superhero , he thought. How is there this much strength and stamina in a 5'6" woman? As he finally scaled the cliff, he looked down at his new beautiful body. His dark, flawless skin glistened with sweat from his run. The bulging muscles in his arms and core demonstrated his ongoing commitment to fitness. His bandeau bikini showed off his feminine features without compromising his fortitude with sexu...