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Yousef was struggling to beat his opponent in the PVP match, having only the hand-eye coordination of a little girl. I used to be the master of this game , he lamented. Why did this have to happen to me? "Honey, don't you have school today?" his wife (now mother) called from the kitchen. "You need to keep up appearances until we get this sorted out. Remember?" "I'll be down in a second, Carla," It felt so bizarre to call hear those words come out of his daughter's mouth. He unpaused the game, pushing every combo attack he could muster. His smaller, daintier hands lacked the muscle memory his original body had built over hundreds of hours of playing. In the end, the lost the match, and was soon in an even worse mood when stepping onto the school bus.

Nico looked at himself in the mirror and sighed in disappointment. He was wearing only some high-waisted panties. His short hair was swept back with blonde highlights, and his jawline was as sharp as a knife. He also boasted several tattoos and piercings across his body. Man, I'm just a living stereotype now, he thought to himself. Someone could look at me and know my entire life story. He reached his hand towards his reflection.  At least these tits are a decent size. They actually make me feel feminine. If I was flat-chested, I bet some idiot off the street would be ranting about trans people to my face. Unfortunately for Nico, his appearance was far from the only thing giving away his current disposition. He could have swapped with the girliest girl on Earth and little would change. The way he leaned his weight on one leg, the way his gaze moved across the room, even the way swung his arms as he walked. It all indicated someone with very masculine energy. Even after becoming a ...

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Hello everyone. It's crazy how quickly this blog has grown in just a few months. Thank you all for your continuing support. I'm happy to keep it going. I've recently been experimenting with the caption format and added some more labels. Hopefully this makes the blog more diverse and interesting. Let me know if you have anything specific in mind that you would like to see. I removed the requirement for accounts, so you're welcome to comment anonymously. As for posts with NSFW tagging, I'm not sure what this will look like going forward. Google is pretty strict about what get flagged, so I've been carefully sourcing and censoring my images and gifs. Based on how quickly viewership drops when signing in is required, I would like to avoid the entire blog being flagged if possible. I've even considered moving to WordPress for better creative control and security. As always, the Patreon will contain the the uncensored versions of captions.

"Holy shit, babe!" Frannie said from her new body. "You were right. Your dick feels so much bigger like this." "I told you," Bodie answered with a huge grin. He had successfully convinced his fiancé to switch bodies with a young Asian woman as part of a sexual experiment. "No like... I can actually feel you in my stomach. This feels amazing!" Her body began convulsing as she experienced the strongest orgasm of her life. Bodie just smiled as he continued thrusting. "If you like it that much, you could always stay this way." Unbeknownst to Frannie, there was another reason Bodie convinced her to swap. He had a huge fetish for Asian girls since adolescence, but now that he was getting married, he was worried he would never get the chance to fulfill his sexual fantasy. That's when he came across swapping technology, and began concocting a plan to turn his fiancé into his dream woman.

Willow stood in front of the full-body mirror in her room and removed her dress. She looked at her new body, nearly nude except for a pair of purple panties. She was not happy.  I should have read the fine print , she thought to herself. Earlier that week, she came across an advertisement online for the swap clinic. She saw pictures of gorgeous women and became immediately entranced, especially with the promotions for becoming a "busty, Latina woman." Without thinking, she signed up straight away. After a quick procedure, she was full of regret. She got what she signed up for, but not what she wanted. Her new body was still of Hispanic descent, and her breasts were indeed quite large, but she did not intend to gain 20 years of age. In an attempt to get her body back, and she alerted the security staff and was kicked out of the clinic. Back at home, she folded her arms around her neck in resignation, resting her elbows on her boobs. Turning to the side, Willow began looking at...

"Are you ready babe?" Diana asked her husband, smiling ear to ear. "I got a monster here, and I know just where to put it." She put her massive dick right up against his delicate entrance. "Well, you certainly seem excited," Jamie anxiously laughed, trying to calm himself down. "It's not every day you get to do this to me. Just be gentle; it took me a while to figure this out myself. Oh, and remember to pull out." "Alright, here we go." Diana guided her thick rod into her former pussy, pushing her hips forward in small thrusts. It began to disappear inside him, one inch at a time. He gasped at first penetration, unconsciously squeezing his boob as a stress response. She was immediately entranced; seeing her husband's reaction gave her such a sense of power and lust that she started going harder. "Oh wow, you feel so good!" The pleasure was already making Jamie roll his eyes backwards. After a few minutes of fucking, Ja...

So this is what I'm dealing with now , Henry sighed as he tucked a tiny pistol into his panties. As an undercover agent, he often switched bodies with petite, young woman to carry out a mission. According to his training, it was the best option to avoid suspicion. Young women are usually assumed to be less of a threat than larger, older men. Plus there was a good amount of subterfuge that could be accomplished by using beauty as a distraction.  But seeing himself in the mirror made it impossible for Henry to ignore the absurdity of the situation. With his dainty hands and delicate frame, there was no way he could take down other agents in a fight. Let alone escape if he was on the receiving end of a chase. This is pathetic , he thought. They couldn't at least give me a bigger gun? No security guard is going to be patting down my crotch looking for a magnum.

ALL POINTS BULLETIN "Be advised, all traffic and patrol officers along I-40 between Gallup and Thoreau. There are reports of the motorcycle gang "Cougar Cleptos" within your vicinity. They consist of a dozen middle-age women, approximately between the ages of 35 and 50, each imbued with the strength of three to five men. All members are considered dangerous and possibly armed. Report any suspicious activity immediately. This is a high-priority broadcast." "Oh, did you hear that, Ethan?" Ruth laughed while dominating her latest victim for the third time. "The folks on the radio think I'm only as strong as five men. They have no idea." She climbed on top of him, pinning his arms against the floor. Mounting him like an Amazon, she began bouncing on his crotch in a squatting position, forcing him to thrust inside her. "Did I ever tell you know why we're called the 'Cougar Cleptos?'" Ethan said nothing. He was emasculated, hu...

Tuesday, September 22 (6:00 pm) Dear diary,     Today I had another mixed martial arts lesson with my personal trainer, Alexey. I feel like I'm finally getting my kicking routine down. I'm staying balanced on my feet even when performing the spinning roundhouse kicks. My hair keeps falling into my face afterwards, but I don't mind. Alexey says I should cut it short if I'm considering actual fights , but I refuse. It makes me feel so feminine. In similar , I'm feeling stronger every day. I feel like the envy of the town whenever I walk outside. I bet the other girls see me and wish they had what I do: not just my body, but the fire in my heart.      It's been almost six months to the day since I switched bodies with Valentina. I feel like it's safe to say I've fully made this body my own. My legs and glutes are so much bigger than when I started my training, and my cardio is insane. My boobs have unfortunately shrunk quite a bit, but I guess that's th...

Graham and Stella had known each other since they were children. They grew up together, always playing in the park after school together or doing their homework together. By the time they were in high school, Graham had developed a crush on Stella. He was slowly working up the courage to ask her out, but he also didn't want to ruin their perfect friendship. Just then, she texted him to meet her quick, saying there was something she desperately needed to tell him. Thinking their feelings were mutual, he rushed out to the meeting point, only to encounter a different situation. "Wait, you want to do what?" he asked. "You want to become me? Like switching bodies?" "I know it's a weird request," she replied. "But I trust you more than anyone else to do this with me." "I still don't understand why. Are you... transgender or something?" "I... honesty, I don't know how I feel. But I want the chance to find out. Will you do ...

Blake didn't know what else to do. His old identity was gone, and he had no documents for his new one. Once an African American bodybuilder, he was now inexplicably a young, skinny, white chick with a pixie cut and almost no muscle tone to speak of. He had nowhere to go and only had a few days worth of cash on him; he needed a job desperately. With an insane amount of luck, Blake landed a position at a modeling agency. It was not his first choice, but with no knowledge of his current body's skills and no chance to return to bodybuilding, this seemed like his only option. After all, he was already experienced with posing in varying amounts of clothing. Other than the complete overhaul of his physiology, his lifestyle hadn't really changed. However, instead of four hours of gym each day interspaced with two hours of camerawork, it was now six hours of only the latter. After a few months on the job, Blake began to get noticed. Other modeling agencies were scouting him out for ...

"This just doesn't seem very convincing," Owen told his case officer on the phone. "No competent crime boss is going to fall for some random woman who takes 'a liking' to him. Let alone start spilling secrets to her." As an undercover agent, Owen often swapped bodies with women to carry out missions, but this one seemed particularly and unnecessarily dangerous. "Not some random woman. A beautiful woman," the officer answered back. "One with large tits too. Besides, I've read your reports. You have an impressive track record. You'll be fine." Owen should have gone with his instincts. The mission that night was a total failure. The crime boss was immediately suspicious of Owen despite his busty physique and charming demeanor. By the end of the night, he was handcuffed, gagged, and locked in a dark room with no open lines of communication. Any hope of completing the mission was gone, as was his hope of returning to his original b...

Welcome to the Swap Clinic. Here we help people find new bodies for exploration, escape, or even eternal life. We are currently having a sale for swaps with blonde women. If you're interested, here are the personal profiles of those in your area ready to swap today. See anyone you like? Remember, certain traits remain with the body during a swap. _____________________________________________________________________________________ Name: Tessa Age: 26 Height: 5'2" Sexuality: lesbian Description: Tessa is a loaded pistol in a tiny package. She takes no shit and works out in the gym every day. She loves loud music and picking up chicks at the club. Unfortunately, she had an terrible encounter with a man who easily overpowered her, and she wants to feel in control of her life again. She especially yearns for the strength of an adult man who can't be so easily subdued. Name: Lucille Age: 24 Height: 5'5" Sexuality: straight Description: Lucille made a bet with her m...

Sebastian was amazed and impressed with his wife. Over the past few months, he saw a radical transformation in both her personality and body. She used to be a quiet, stout, and indoorsy person. But now she had lost significant weight and built some serious muscle. She was also comfortably walking outside wearing only a bikini. She even planned on participating in a javelin contest this weekend. Unbeknownst to him, his wife was actually a 22-year-old man named Diego who had accidentally swapped with her. Today, Diego was practicing his throw for the contest in their backyard. Their children were still at school, so he didn't feel the need to wear day clothes. Sebastian watched as his wife reared up and launched the javelin, sending it flying into the bamboo target. Diego went to remove the spear, though it was stuck pretty well. "What about those beautiful muscles of yours?" Sebastian taunted playfully. "Are those all just for show? I bet I'm strong enough to get ...

Ms. Young worked hard for a life she would never get to appreciate. By age 35, she had nearly a 7-figure salary from a management position high on the corporate ladder. Unfortunately for her, a girl named Piper decided to steal her body right after her high school graduation. Piper knew she didn't have the skills or connections to make much money in life. But it seems cheaters can prosper after all. One quick spell and Piper went from a poor 18-year-old underachiever to a rich 35-year-old businesswoman. Piper wasted no time in acclimating to a wealthier lifestyle. From Piper's perspective, she was now loaded, respected, and getting all the male attention she ever wanted. What could go wrong? To everyone in the office however, Ms. Young had gone off the deep end with zero warning. Once calculating and prudish, she was now bringing boy toys to the office to bang on a regular basis. Some of these men looked to be right out of high school. The other higher-ups took notice and decid...

Logan was slowly coming to terms with his new body, that of a 26-year-old Asian woman. Accepting his diminished size, longer hair, and high-pitched voice would be hard enough, but female anatomy had so many other distinct features to get used to. He went to the bathroom and set aside some time to  First he took off his shirt. Looking down at his black bra and hourglass figure, all he could do was sigh. His boobs were quite ungainly. It would be some time before he acknowledged their presence subconsciously and didn't hit them on every door frame. Next he unbuttoned his pants. It was so weird, not having anything between his legs. Not to mention having such proportionally wide hips. His butt felt so much bigger on his smaller body. I feel so naked, Logan thought as he walked along the beach in a dark teal bikini. One wrong move while running and my tits fall out. One yoga stretch and my vagina is on full display. How do any women put up with this? He hoisted the straps of his biki...

Mason left the bathroom lost in thought with no regard for his decency. He had only a pair of panties and a hand towel hiding his womanhood, though he soon dropped the towel as well. "What are you still doing here, man?" his roommate asked from the living room. "I thought you had a date tonight." "I know, I do. I'm super late." Mason frantically rushed over to the cabinet by the front door and bent over to grab his keys. Only an arm bra contained his large breasts. "I didn't realize how long it takes to wash and dry long hair. And then I forgot to bring a change of clothes from my room. And now I still have to drive over there." "Hey, it's okay. I'm sure the guy will understand." He paused in awe as he took in his roommate's body for the first time. "You know, I don't think I've ever seen you like this. You look amazing." Mason didn't appreciate the compliment. Now he would have to consider new ...

Carol turned over in bed, refusing to face her feminized husband. "I don't want to talk about it," she said. "We need to face facts, babe..." Aaron unzipped his sparkling silver dress and let it fall to the ground. Left over was a pair of black panties and a bra with the straps left undone. Also visible was an enviable hourglass figure and a chiseled core with visible abs. "...I'm a woman now, and unfortunately that's not going to change anytime soon." Carol said nothing. "I'm still upset you wouldn't dance with me at the party," Aaron added. "Were you worried you would look like a lesbian or something?" Now angry, Carol finally turned to face her husband. "I wanted to have your children, Aaron! And now I never will. Don't you get it? The life we were building together is gone." There was nothing more Aaron could say. Saddened by the fact that their relationship may be broken beyond repair, he simply tu...

To celebrate earning their college degrees, Jenny's graduating class booked a body exchange cruise. But what was supposed to be a week of carefree relaxation quickly turned into a fight for survival. One night, during a party on deck, a massive wave came out of nowhere and hit the ship, tossing Jenny and her friend Brian overboard. After several hours of treading water in pitch blackness, they managed to find land. "What are we supposed to do now?" Jenny cried the next morning. She had a deep male voice and was still only wearing a set of trunks. "We're trapped on a deserted island. No supplies, no way to contact the outside world, and no way to switch back to our original bodies. We're screwed!" "Just calm down. This isn't so bad," Brian said as he laid down in the sand. He too was wearing only a bikini. "This place is beautiful. And lush. Food and water shouldn't be too hard to find. I bet we could even have some fun here." ...

"So... what do you think?" Serena asked her friend after a few minutes of silence. "About what?" Steven replied. "About being a girl of course! What else would I mean?" Steven and Serena were hanging out by the pool as they did every weekend, but this time they were in each other's bodies. "I mean, it's fine I guess. I don't know. It's only been a few days." "Really?" Serena was surprised. "You don't have any strong feelings yet?" "Well okay, it's kind of weird having your voice, and I'm definitely not used to your vagina yet. But your boobs are small enough that I don't need to wear bras, so clothing is pretty much the same. It's not that different all things considered." "Well great. Because I've been thinking... well I mean it was just a thought, but... like what if-" "You want to stay in my body?" Steven immediately guessed. "Oh my god, yes!" S...

Jack was on the run after a ten-year crime spree, and the feds were closing in. Luckily he kept a swapping amulet on his person at all times to use in case of emergencies. One day, while attempting to lay low in a small coastal town, he saw a suspicious number of unmarked vans parked nearby. He knew it was now or never. He took a walk along the beach and looked for his escape. After a few minutes, he found the perfect alibi, a family with two children playing in the sand. Whispering the ritual into the amulet, he dropped it behind the kids and kept on walking. It would take a minute for the magic to work. Just then, in the corner of his eye, Jack saw several agents running towards him along the boardwalk. Perfect timing. He began running as fast as he could. The chase was brief; he made it less than a quarter mile down the beach before he was tackled him to the ground. But by then it was too late; as he was getting cuffed, he felt his mind drifting away from his body. A second later, h...

Rachel nearly collapsed as a sharp pain suddenly invaded her lower abdomen. It felt like her uterus had caught fire. "Goddamnit. Why now?" she whispered in a hushed rage. "This is so unfair. I get them too, you know." She knew immediately what had happened. Her little sister had swapped their reproductive organs again. Ever since hitting puberty, Ruth had been using her spell book to avoid dealing with the cramps of menstruation. It allowed her to continue playing sports without issue and not need to plan her schedule around a time of the month. Rachel's life meanwhile turned into a living hell, being incapacitated this way for two weeks out of every month. But this time was even worse; Rachel was on her way to her senior prom when it happened, hoping to show her boyfriend her new pink dress. Now the night was ruined. No amount of punishment from her parents was enough to make Ruth stop switching their parts. She ran the cost/benefit analysis, and even being per...

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Part 1 After his first lesbian experience, Devon spent months chasing that sexual high. Nothing came close as a guy. The penis just wasn't sensitive enough. He decided to seek out his original borrowed body, that one woman who went to his gym, for another possession session. When he performed the ritual, he was shocked to find himself sitting in jail. What happened here? he thought. He was about to undo the spell, but just then the guards walked in with another prisoner. To his amazement, it was the very woman he fucked in the shower the last time. And she was clearly not wearing a bra. "Well look at what we have here," Devon said out loud. She said nothing. "I was hoping to run into you again," Devon continued, his heart already beating faster with lust. "Why don't you take off those clothes for me?" The woman said nothing, but despite standing in a jail cell, she complied immediately. She removed her white shirt, revealing her ample bosom, follo...

The eyes are the most important thing to accentuate . Camden was replaying tips from the spy's handbook while doing his makeup. The mission at the casino was given the green light, and Camden was making himself presentable in the bathroom. Over the years, he became an expert in decorating the female body to fulfill various mission parameters. Being the boss's trophy wife, eye candy by the bar, or even the magician's assistant. All had their routines. Tonight he needed to be a distraction. A big one. While looking at himself in the mirror, he reconsidered his apparel for the evening.  I don't know about this white dress .  It just doesn't have that 'wow' factor I need.  He looked through his wardrobe again until he found the perfect outfit. Bingo! But now my eyes need work again. As Camden entered the card room, all eyes quickly fell onto him. His striking purple dress easily made him the center of the attention. His tits were nearly falling out with every st...

As John sat on a beach towel, he looked down towards his crotch. What used to be thick, hairy legs were now long and smooth, and his swim trunks gave way to a skimpy yellow bikini. Ignoring the loss of his original body for the time being, he let himself become quite fascinated by the anatomical differences between men and women. He saw his wider, shallower pelvis that would allow for childbirth. He saw how his legs were angled slightly inward because of it. And he saw the lack of genitals protruding from between them. To think, the only thing keeping me decent on this beach are these tiny straps on my hips. If they came undone while I was walking, my womanhood would be exposed to the world. He pressed two fingers against the entrance between his legs. It's so delicate and feminine. I have to keep it protected. Male genitals seem so crude and unkempt in comparison, forever longing to penetrate someone like me.

Tony laughed off the nerves as he took off his blouse, revealing a black bra supporting two large breasts. He was no longer a 21-year-old man, but rather a woman approaching middle age. As such, he felt it was high time he lost his virginity. After doing some searching online, he found a geeky and naive man named Simon who was also a virgin. Tony figured it would be safest to be with someone in a similar situation. While sitting on the hotel bed together, Tony grabbed Simon's hand and brought it to his right boob. "There, now you've touched a woman's breast," Tony said. Simon, however, was too stunned to pursue further action and put his hand down. "No, please keep touching me there. I like it," he continued, bringing Simon's hand back up. "Believe me, it feels good. Just don't squeeze too hard. I'm still getting used to them." Foreplay was ending up almost frustrating with someone so inexperienced. "I'm sorry," Simon ...

Maisie loosed an arrow to a perfect bullseye in her backyard. Muscle memory acquired, I guess, she thought to herself.   Maisie had been secretly switching parts of her body with her classmates in high school. At first, she went for the obvious. Kelly's flat stomach, Enid's shapely rear, Chrissie's enviable chest. But now it was time to gain some life skills without wasting years on practice and training. She took the fingers of the lead guitarist in band class, the legs of a black belt in karate, the heart and lungs of the girl's long-distance running champion, and finally the arms and shoulders of the 1st place winner in the school archery competition. Who needs to win the genetic lottery when you can cheat? I have the perfect body now.

Thomas didn't ask to be like this. As part of his contract in the fashion industry, he was frequently tasked with trying on his own clothes for fittings and photoshoots. At first, he was just involved with the concept development stage of designing clothing, but moving up in the world required certain sacrifices. Now he suffered the humiliation of fitting into a tight pink swimsuit around his temporary body. A body that was specifically chosen for being extremely voluptuous and feminine. As much as other women may have killed to look this way, Thomas found it degrading. He wanted to be remembered for his intellectual contributions, not the way he posed for magazines. But this was the job. His new appendages made their presence known with every tiny shift of his weight, and they came at the cost of his own impressive appendage. He felt so vulnerable as a girl, everything just laid bare and tight against his skin. All just so his work could be publicized through official media channe...

Every morning, Wesley would wake up early and jump in the lake behind his house for a quick swim. He didn't do it for any supposed health benefits; the cold water just helped put his mind at ease. He was a reserved young man who frequently had anxiety episodes. So when he randomly swapped bodies with Mrs. Barnes, it was life or death to keep that habit going. As fortune would have it, his new house also sat on the edge of a small lake. Mrs. Barnes was married to a tall businessman and had three kids, but dealing with that could wait. Wesley just needed to feel the water again. The next morning, he woke up per his usual schedule and got ready to swim. He couldn't be bothered to try out all of Mrs. Barnes's bikinis, so he decided to just go in the nude. The sun was barely up, so there was little chance somebody would be out there. Wesley stood on a rock overlooking the calm water. As he brought his arms up for a stretch, he felt his large breasts shift in place, complemented ...