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Yousef was struggling to beat his opponent in the PVP match, having only the hand-eye coordination of a little girl. I used to be the master of this game , he lamented. Why did this have to happen to me? "Honey, don't you have school today?" his wife (now mother) called from the kitchen. "You need to keep up appearances until we get this sorted out. Remember?" "I'll be down in a second, Carla," It felt so bizarre to call hear those words come out of his daughter's mouth. He unpaused the game, pushing every combo attack he could muster. His smaller, daintier hands lacked the muscle memory his original body had built over hundreds of hours of playing. In the end, the lost the match, and was soon in an even worse mood when stepping onto the school bus.

Nico looked at himself in the mirror and sighed in disappointment. He was wearing only some high-waisted panties. His short hair was swept back with blonde highlights, and his jawline was as sharp as a knife. He also boasted several tattoos and piercings across his body. Man, I'm just a living stereotype now, he thought to himself. Someone could look at me and know my entire life story. He reached his hand towards his reflection.  At least these tits are a decent size. They actually make me feel feminine. If I was flat-chested, I bet some idiot off the street would be ranting about trans people to my face. Unfortunately for Nico, his appearance was far from the only thing giving away his current disposition. He could have swapped with the girliest girl on Earth and little would change. The way he leaned his weight on one leg, the way his gaze moved across the room, even the way swung his arms as he walked. It all indicated someone with very masculine energy. Even after becoming a ...

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Hello everyone. It's crazy how quickly this blog has grown in just a few months. Thank you all for your continuing support. I'm happy to keep it going. I've recently been experimenting with the caption format and added some more labels. Hopefully this makes the blog more diverse and interesting. Let me know if you have anything specific in mind that you would like to see. I removed the requirement for accounts, so you're welcome to comment anonymously. As for posts with NSFW tagging, I'm not sure what this will look like going forward. Google is pretty strict about what get flagged, so I've been carefully sourcing and censoring my images and gifs. Based on how quickly viewership drops when signing in is required, I would like to avoid the entire blog being flagged if possible. I've even considered moving to WordPress for better creative control and security. As always, the Patreon will contain the the uncensored versions of captions.

"Holy shit, babe!" Frannie said from her new body. "You were right. Your dick feels so much bigger like this." "I told you," Bodie answered with a huge grin. He had successfully convinced his fiancé to switch bodies with a young Asian woman as part of a sexual experiment. "No like... I can actually feel you in my stomach. This feels amazing!" Her body began convulsing as she experienced the strongest orgasm of her life. Bodie just smiled as he continued thrusting. "If you like it that much, you could always stay this way." Unbeknownst to Frannie, there was another reason Bodie convinced her to swap. He had a huge fetish for Asian girls since adolescence, but now that he was getting married, he was worried he would never get the chance to fulfill his sexual fantasy. That's when he came across swapping technology, and began concocting a plan to turn his fiancé into his dream woman.

Willow stood in front of the full-body mirror in her room and removed her dress. She looked at her new body, nearly nude except for a pair of purple panties. She was not happy.  I should have read the fine print , she thought to herself. Earlier that week, she came across an advertisement online for the swap clinic. She saw pictures of gorgeous women and became immediately entranced, especially with the promotions for becoming a "busty, Latina woman." Without thinking, she signed up straight away. After a quick procedure, she was full of regret. She got what she signed up for, but not what she wanted. Her new body was still of Hispanic descent, and her breasts were indeed quite large, but she did not intend to gain 20 years of age. In an attempt to get her body back, and she alerted the security staff and was kicked out of the clinic. Back at home, she folded her arms around her neck in resignation, resting her elbows on her boobs. Turning to the side, Willow began looking at...

"Are you ready babe?" Diana asked her husband, smiling ear to ear. "I got a monster here, and I know just where to put it." She put her massive dick right up against his delicate entrance. "Well, you certainly seem excited," Jamie anxiously laughed, trying to calm himself down. "It's not every day you get to do this to me. Just be gentle; it took me a while to figure this out myself. Oh, and remember to pull out." "Alright, here we go." Diana guided her thick rod into her former pussy, pushing her hips forward in small thrusts. It began to disappear inside him, one inch at a time. He gasped at first penetration, unconsciously squeezing his boob as a stress response. She was immediately entranced; seeing her husband's reaction gave her such a sense of power and lust that she started going harder. "Oh wow, you feel so good!" The pleasure was already making Jamie roll his eyes backwards. After a few minutes of fucking, Ja...

So this is what I'm dealing with now , Henry sighed as he tucked a tiny pistol into his panties. As an undercover agent, he often switched bodies with petite, young woman to carry out a mission. According to his training, it was the best option to avoid suspicion. Young women are usually assumed to be less of a threat than larger, older men. Plus there was a good amount of subterfuge that could be accomplished by using beauty as a distraction.  But seeing himself in the mirror made it impossible for Henry to ignore the absurdity of the situation. With his dainty hands and delicate frame, there was no way he could take down other agents in a fight. Let alone escape if he was on the receiving end of a chase. This is pathetic , he thought. They couldn't at least give me a bigger gun? No security guard is going to be patting down my crotch looking for a magnum.

ALL POINTS BULLETIN "Be advised, all traffic and patrol officers along I-40 between Gallup and Thoreau. There are reports of the motorcycle gang "Cougar Cleptos" within your vicinity. They consist of a dozen middle-age women, approximately between the ages of 35 and 50, each imbued with the strength of three to five men. All members are considered dangerous and possibly armed. Report any suspicious activity immediately. This is a high-priority broadcast." "Oh, did you hear that, Ethan?" Ruth laughed while dominating her latest victim for the third time. "The folks on the radio think I'm only as strong as five men. They have no idea." She climbed on top of him, pinning his arms against the floor. Mounting him like an Amazon, she began bouncing on his crotch in a squatting position, forcing him to thrust inside her. "Did I ever tell you know why we're called the 'Cougar Cleptos?'" Ethan said nothing. He was emasculated, hu...

Tuesday, September 22 (6:00 pm) Dear diary,     Today I had another mixed martial arts lesson with my personal trainer, Alexey. I feel like I'm finally getting my kicking routine down. I'm staying balanced on my feet even when performing the spinning roundhouse kicks. My hair keeps falling into my face afterwards, but I don't mind. Alexey says I should cut it short if I'm considering actual fights , but I refuse. It makes me feel so feminine. In similar , I'm feeling stronger every day. I feel like the envy of the town whenever I walk outside. I bet the other girls see me and wish they had what I do: not just my body, but the fire in my heart.      It's been almost six months to the day since I switched bodies with Valentina. I feel like it's safe to say I've fully made this body my own. My legs and glutes are so much bigger than when I started my training, and my cardio is insane. My boobs have unfortunately shrunk quite a bit, but I guess that's th...